Cartwheels in Hollywood - The Robbie Keane story

"Well, watch this and see movement and finish of the highest order. Robbie Keane (written) all over this goal is. It's just a brilliant, brilliant goal, from start... to finish" Andy Gray describing Robbie Keane's goal against Manchester City in an FA Cup replay in 2004.

Spurs went on to lose that game 3-4, leading 3-0 at the half. Robbie Keane's career seems to have taken a similar nosedive over the last few years.

Keane started off playing for an Irish schoolboy team called Crumlin United, when Merseyside giants Liverpool and Wolverhampton Wanderers came to him with a professional contract. Keane chose the first division side over Liverpool and went on to become one of the most celebrated footballers from Ireland. By August 2008, Keane had 84 International caps and had played 197 games for Tottenham scoring 80 goals and amassing a fanfare reserved for legends.

In came Liverpool again and Keane signed for the club of his dreams. It seems like Keane lost all his Lucky Charms on joining the Reds and a journeyman career that followed has made its latest stop at that famous footballer’s-retirement-ground, the MLS.

Keane is the latest recruit in Hollywood as a 2 year deal worth $3.5 million was signed between Robbie and table topping LA Galaxy.

Keane joins the likes of teammate David Beckham and the man he replaced in LA - Juan Pablo Angel as well as former teammate Teemu Tainio, German legend Torsten Frings, Barca star Rafael Marquez and a player he knows all too well, Thierry Henry in a growing list of erstwhile famous names that are playing in the MLS in an effort to prolong their playing career.

With games coming like Homer Simpson in a Lamborghini – thick and fast – and Keane needs to find his shooting boots soon. He netted on his debut making a trademark run to latch onto Beckham’s pass, round the keeper and score. Cue that classic Cartwheel-Tumble-Machine-Gun celebration and for a player unfairly fallen from grace, we hope there are many more to come.

Until then, Joga Bonito.

Did You Know: On Saturday 4th June 2011 Robbie Keane joined the elite '50 club' when he scored his 50th and 51st international goals in Skopje against Macedonia in a Euro 2012 qualifier. In achieving this feat he joined the ranks of the likes of Ferenc Puskas, Pele, Ronaldo and Thierry Henry as one of only 15 players to do so in the history of the sport.

West Indies set to learn Bhangra from the Boys.

9th June 1984 will go down as one of the most historic days of Indian Football. The city of San Fernando played host as a lowly ranked Indian National Team beat the Soca Warriors of Trinidad & Tobago on their home turf 1-3.

27 years later, the story is much the same. 153rd ranked India have traveled to the Caribbean to take on St. Kitts and Nevis (122) on 17th August, Guyana (116) on 21st August with the showpiece game being played on the 24th of August against Trinidad and Tobago, ranked 88th in the world.

India Coach Armando Colaco will have a full strength squad to choose from as he continues to impress his version of tiki-taka, used so successfully in the I-League by his club Dempo, on a team that has more recently relied on the long ball.

They say you are as good as your last match and India will be quietly confident after their 2-2 draw against Asian giants U.A.E in New Delhi last month.

The Bhangra Boys’ star has been on the rise since the reign of former coach Bob Houghton. They successfully defended their Nehru Cup triumph of 2007 in 2009 and by winning the AFC Challenger Cup the previous year, India recorded their place in the Asia Cup after last playing in 1984, the same year they last traveled to the West Indies.

However, as pointed out by the former coach during the Asia Cup, the lack of infrastructure back home has crippled the country’s football development. Hoping to address that crisis, Colaco’s men have set up a host of International friendlies as they mount a surge up the FIFA rankings with everyone back home hoping that the tag of India never appearing at the FIFA World Cup goes away.

Qualifications for 2014 are history now and we look forward to a new look Indian team that will soon be challenging for top honors playing the brand of football Armando Colaco’s teams are known for.

Until then, Joga Bonito.

Cesc - The Fabulous Fable

It was 11th September 2003 when a scrawny 16-year-old was unveiled by Arsene Wenger as the latest in a long line of young recruits at Arsenal F.C. The kid who had spent his entire childhood at the famed La Masia academy playing alongside Lionel Messi had moved on to pastures new to continue his football education.

Little did he know that within two years he would be the man to replace club captain Patrick Viera. He shared with Viera his one and only major trophy in the Arsenal colors (the F.A. Cup), but boy did this midfield maestro take the Premier League by storm.

8 years later, Cesc Fabregàs is back at his boyhood club, proudly kissing the Barcelona badge in front of thousands of delirious blaugranes, as the biggest transfer saga since Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid concluded on Monday.

His place in Arsenal folklore is one reserved for legends. Arsenal captain at just 21, he was in the Top 5 in the assist charts in the Premiership since 2006 – Since then no other player in Europe has created more goal scoring chances (466) for his teammates. And that includes Fabregas's Spanish and now Barcelona teammates Xavi Hernández and Andrés Iniesta.

Having played just 61% of Arsenal's games over the last 3 years, one gets the feeling that Arsenal will survive. But just as it was when Thierry Henry made the same switch in 2006, the league will be poorer for his departure.

How Fàbregas breaks the Barcelona midfield starting trio of Busquets, Xavi and Iniesta is anybody's guess. Spanish national coach Vicente del Bosque feels he is lower in the pecking order, yet it was he who supplied the decisive pass to Iniesta to ensure Spain lifted the Jules Rimet Trophy in Johannesburg.

Will he do the same come 19th May 2012 as the El Clásico repeats itself at the Allianz Arena in this year's Champions League final? Time will tell.

Until then, bring in the beers.

The Table come May

In short, the Table come May 2012 will look like this:

1. Manchester United
2. Manchester City
3. Liverpool
4. Chelsea
5. Arsenal
6. Tottenham
7. West Bromwich Albion
8. Everton
9. Sunderland
10. Fulham
11. Aston Villa
12. Newcastle United
13. Stoke City
14. Queens Park Rangers
15. Wolverhampton Wolves
16. Blackburn Rovers
17. Bolton Wanderers
18. Norwich City
19. Wigan Athletic
20. Swansea

Until then, bring in the beers

2011-12 Premier League Preview Part Deux

I will not be surprised if the second half of the table looks exactly the way it is right now, barring Tottenham, who will end up in the Top 6. Here is what the Crystal Ball had to say though.

Newcastle United
Last Year: 12th
Toons In:Yohan Cabaye, Sylvain Marveaux, Demba Ba (free), Mehdi Abeid (free), Gabriel Obertan
Toons Out: Kevin Nolan, Wayne Routledge, Kazenga LuaLua (loan), Daniel Leadbitter, Michael Richardson (loan), Ben Tozer (free), Patrick McLaughlin (free), Jose Enrique

Many people expected Newcastle to falter after Andy Carroll signed for the Merseyside giants Liverpool. And when they picked up only 6 points from 7 games from February to March, the Toon Army feared the worst. However, the teams below Newcastle failed to capitalise on their poor form. Galvanised by their 4-1 win against Wolves at home in April, the Saints went on to hold both Manchester United and Chelsea in their final fixtures to finish strong. The picture might have been very different though, had Ben Arfa remained injury free.

Alan Pardew has bought French since his arrival and his latest recruit Gabriel Obertan might turn out to be a stellar signing. He was left frustrated on the bench at Old Trafford and was never really given a run in the first team. His pace and trickery on the wings will be something Newcastle will welcome with Hatim Ben Arfa out injured.

Nile Ranger will also be given more Premier League outings and if he improves on his finishing then Newcastle can be the trouble team for the Top 6 of the Premiership. One thing is for sure though, Kevin Nolan will be missed.

Prediction: 12th

Norwich City Last Year: 2nd in the Championship
Canaries In:James Vaughan, Steve Morison, Bradley Johnson (free), Anthony Pilkington, Ritchie de Laet (loan), Elliott Bennett, Kyle Naughton (loan)
Canaries Out: Jed Steer (loan), Luke Daley (free), Owain Tudur Jones and Jens Berthel Askou, Matt Gill and Sam Habergham (all free)

I haven't seen much of Norwich City last year so I'll keep this brief. Paul Lambert is a Champions League winner with Borrussia Dortmund and his vision was there to see as he guided Norwich back to the Premier League.

His mid-summer signings have been shrewd and well calculated as James Vaughan and Steve Morison come in to lend support to Hoolahan and Holt, who were both a revelation in the Championship last year.

Ritchie de Laet and Kyle Naughton will be hoping to explode on their loans spells here as well and Norwich might fancy their chance of staying up. But they will have to do it all before April 4 of their last 6 fixtures are against Tottenham and Arsenal away while Manchester City and Liverpool at home.

Hopefully for Delia Smith, the Carrow Road outfit won't need to search for a 12th man to help them survive.

Prediction: 18th

Queens Park Rangers
Last Year: Champions of the Championship
Rangers In: DJ Campbell and Kieron Dyer, Danny Gabbidon, Jay Bothroyd, Bruno Perone (all free)
Rangers Out: Mikele Leigertwood, Peter Ramage (loan), Lee Brown, Angelo Balanta (loan), Joe Oastler, Max Ehmer (loan) and Pascal Chimbonda, Gavin Mahon and Georgias Tofas (all free)

Neil Warnock is back in the Premier League and he has brought with him the Queens Park Rangers who end a 15 year wait as they return to the premiership.

Warnock is a character and a manager that the Premier League has missed. He almost managed survival with the Blades a few seasons ago but was undone by the magic of Carlos Tevez's West Ham. Ironic then, that he returns to England's top flight as West Ham falls into the abyss of the Championship.

Warnock has done extremely well for the Hoops over the summer as he bought DJ Campbell from Blackpool while Kieron Dyer, Danny Gabbidon and the nomadic Jay Bothroyd all came in free. But his biggest deal of the summer, so far at least, has been to hang on to last seasons Championship player of the year, Adel Taarabt. The Moroccan guided his team to the Premiership in hist first full season as a Ranger after having a torrid spell as a Tottenham player. He knew what QPR were all about having been there on loan for most of his time as a Tottenham player. He made no secret of his feelings against Tottenham and admiration of Arsenal and Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger during his time at White Hart Lane, which did not sit well with Spurs fans.

Warnock's attacking blend of football might brand them the new Blackpool, but I feel QPR might do what the Tangerines couldn't. Survive.
Prediction: 14th

Stoke City
Last Year: 13th
Potters In: Jonathan Woodgate (free)
Potters Out: Abdoulaye Faye (free), Matthew Lund (loan), Carl Dickinson, Andrew Davies (loan), Eidur Gudjohnsen (free)

Tony Pulis has done a fantastic job with the Potters last season as he managed to take them all they way to the FA Cup final at Wembley including a 5-0 thrashing of Bolton in the semi-finals.

This has landed Stoke in the Europa League and if they beat Swiss outfit FC Thun in the playoffs, they will have reached the group stage for the very first time. Stoke's ambitions are matched by their manager who puts out a side to win despite the opposition. Their style of playing hard has made them a fearsome team for all premier league opposition, especially at the Britannia Stadium.

Stoke almost pulled of a coup trying to rope in Carlton Cole from West Ham and had they done that, it would have been tough to imagine them not in the running for Europe again. However, it is in their European status that the problem lies. Stoke might not have it in them to challenge for a European place while playing in Europe. They showed that during the FA Cup run of last year with a 13th place finish after starting the season strong.

Prediction: 13th

Sunderland
Last Year: 10th
Black Cats In: Ahmed Elmohamady, Conor Wickham, Sebastian Larsson (free), Kieran Westwood (free), Ji Dong-won, Craig Gardner, David Vaughan (free), Wes Brown, John O'Shea, Roarie Deacon (free), James McClean
Black Cats Out: Jordan Henderson, Cristian Riveros, Steed Malbranque, Jean Yves Mvoto, Nathan Luscombe, Robbie Weir, Michael Kay, Liam Noble (loan)

It's not hard to imagine how Steve Bruce's Sunderland managed to go from the Top 6 to relegation contenders and finally end up as the club that dissected the league table at No. 10. It was all down to the sale of Darren Bent to Aston Villa. What was strange though, Aston Villa were well below Sunderland at the time. In fact, Sunderland were 3rd and 2nd in the months of December and January (counting the results only for those months) and then 20th and 17th following the sale of Bent in February and March.

But Sunderland finished strong and Steve Bruce has probably stapled a cellphone to his ear with a host of players entering and exiting the club. Jordan Henderson and Steed Malbranque will be missed, but the signings of Ahmed Elmohamady, Conor Wickham alongwith veterans Wes Brown and John O' Shea and Sebastian Larsson and David Vaughan coming in along for free, this new look Sunderland side looks like a force to be reckoned with.

Prediction: 9th

Swansea
Last Year: Championship Play-off Winners
Swans In: Danny Graham, Michel Vorm, Jose Moreira , Wayne Routledge, Leroy Lita, Steven Caulker (loan)
Swans Out: Dorus de Vries, Darren Pratley, Cedric van der Gun, Albert Serran, Gorka Pintado, Kerry Morgan and Jamie Grimes (all free)

Swansea are another club that I didn't get to see that much of since they came from the Championship, but one look at the squad and you know they are going right back.

Being the first Welsh club to grace the Premier League will put immense pressure on them throughout and each and every team playing The Jacks will feel they have a chance at 3 points.

However, the Welsh outfit are no ugly ducklings on the ball. They were known for their slick passing movement in the Championship and the return of Ferrie Bodde alongwith the signing of Wayne Routledge from Newcastle will boost the club. Danny Graham is also a class signing but Brendan Rodgers footballing philosophy will be put to the sword early on as the team play Manchester City, Arsenal and Chelsea away in their first month of their top flight.

Prediction: 20th

Tottenham Hotspur
Last Year: 5th
Spurs In: Brad Friedel (free), Soleymane Coulibaly, Cristian Ceballos (free)
Spurs Out: Jamie O'Hara and Bongani Khumalo, Nathan Byrne, Ryan Mason, Kyle Naughton, Stephen Caulker(all loan)

Tottenham had a great 2010-11 season. Finished in 5th place. Debuted in the Champions League and got the better of both Milan giants on a run to the Quarter Finals of Europe's premiere tournament. And saw the emergence of Gareth Bale who seems to be finally delivering on the promise he showed all those years ago when he transferred from Southampton.

Goals from their forwards was a problem after Jermaine Defoe got injured. However Soleymane Coulibaly is a solid signing and one for the future as long as Spurs can give him regular European football once he settles. But the transfer season at White Hart Lane has been about holding on to their assets, mainly Luka Modric who will be key in a push for a return to the Champions League.

Spurs face a tough start to their season with games against both Manchester giants and Liverpool coming in the first month of their new campaign followed swiftly by the North London Derby on the 2nd of October.

However, the rest of the season might not be as tricky.

Prediction: 6th

West Bromwich Albion
Last Year: 11th
Baggies In: Zoltan Gera (free), Ben Foster (loan), and Billy Jones, Gareth McAuley, Marton Fulop (all free).
Baggies Out: Boaz Myhill (loan), Scott Carson, Borja Valero, Chris Wood (loan)

The Baggies are my surprise package for the season and Roy Hodgson to pull of yet another miracle at the Hawthorns an inevitability!

The unflattering flirting with relegation under Roberto Di Matteo was not a good look for a team with such potential.

And Roy Hodgson is the perfect man to get the best out of a team that would otherwise be in mid-table ignonimity.

Peter Odimwinge was a star signing last year and he can only get better with age. In new Zoltan Gera, Hodgson will get a tireless player with undoubted quality and a push for Europe will truly be on the cards. Given Roy's past with a mediocre squad, I wont be surprised when they get there.
Prediction: 7th

Wigan Athletic
Last Year: 16th
Latics In: Dave Jones (free), Ali Al-Habsi, Nouha Dicko
Latics Out: Charles N'Zogbia, Antonio Amaya, Mauro Boselli (loan)

Wigan summer story will have a lot to do with where they end up come May 2012. 2 years back Wigan lost Antonio Valencia and their lack of pace on the wings was evident in his absence. However, Charles N'Zogbia was there and he had a terrific season last year which landed him at Aston Villa, a club that manager Roberto Martinez said no to when approached in the summer.

The club has never had any consistency with their performances since Martinez took over. An opening day thrashing to newcomers Blackpool and the infamous 0-6 scoreline against Chelsea were the low points of 2010-11 but a standout month of May that helped them in their survival was the high point.

And the club will serve up much the same, despite bringing in players with exotic names from around the world. The high point of the summer for Wigan was signing Ali Al-Habsi on a permanent deal which doesn't address their push for the survival in Premier League. Which brings me back to Wigan's summer story and where they will end up. My money says the Championship.

Prediction: 19th

Wolverhampton Wanderers
Last Year: 17th
Wolves In: Jamie O'Hara, Dorus de Vries (free), Roger Johnson
Wolves Out: Greg Halford and Scott Malone, Carl Ikeme, Danny Batth, Nathaniel Mendez-Laing (all loan), and Dave Jones, Marcus Hahnemann (both free)

Wolves were among the best teams to watch last season and were very unlucky with some of their results, especially against the big teams. The highlights of course were ending Manchester United's winning streak, defeats handed out to Liverpool at Anfield and Manchester City at the Molineux.

But what was strange was they also managed to lose to the bottom two teams of the league last year.

That pretty much summed up Mick McCarthy's season, but luck I believe will be on their side as they push for survival once more. The second season is always tricky but they have already got through that hurdle and I believe that the Wolves are here to stay in the Premier League.

Prediction: 15th

Time to gaze at the television instead of the Crystal Ball now. May seems a long way away.

Until then, bring in the beers

Premier League Preview Part I

Football's most celebrated league is back. And here's a look at how it will all shape up. So in the edited words of the legendary Richard O'Brien (presenter of the hit series, The Crystal Maze), To the Crystal BAAALLLLL!

Arsenal
Last year: 4th
Gunners In: Gervinho, Carl Jenkinson, Alex-Oxlade Chamberlain
Gunners Out: Gael Clichy, Denilson (loan), Jay Emmanuel-Thomas, Mark Randall, Roarie Deacon, Wellington Silva (loan), Kyle Bartley (loan), Cesc Fabregas

6 - The Torah describes the creation of the universe as a six part, six day, process.
6 - The Sixth Commandment is Thou Shalt not Kill
6 - The number of years the Gunners have not won a trophy (no, the Emirates Cup doesn't count).

Ironic, when you consider that perhaps the most iconic number 6 to have graced the Premier League is Tony Adams, Arsenal Legend.

The Wenga Boys have come close to a trophy though,
1. CL final against Barcelona 2006
2. Carling Cup final against Birmingham 2010

There in lies the secret for Arsenal to prompt a return to the glory years. A fruitful cup run. And the Arsenal sides will always have a chance at the FA and Carling Cup, and if they don't face Barcelona the CL (well, if nobody faces the Catalan Giants, they will have a chance at the CL. Except maybe Stoke City :p).

Having said that, doubt Arsenal at your own risk as Premier League contenders. For the last two years, Arsenal have been in the Top 2 until February. If they get over the jinx of that month, Arsenal might just take it.

However, with Nasri and Fabregas gone, the Gunners lack a guy who can break the opposition easily or run the game. It is a huge year for both Ramsey and Wilshere. 7th trophy less year ahead? Yes. But only as far as the Premier League Trophy is concerned. (before you Gunners hate on me, remember the 6th commandment!).

Prediction: 5th.

Aston Villa
Last Year: 9th
Villains In: Shay Given, Charles N'zogbia
Villains Out: Ashley Young, Steward Downing and Brad Friedel, Nigel Reo-Corker, John Carew and Robert Pires (all free)

The Midland club probably had their strangest season in last years Premier League. Martin O'Neill quit. Gerard Houllier was instantly signed on, sparking excitement with the fans. Stephen Ireland came, saw and vanished to Newcastle. The same fans that were loving Houllier for home wins against City and Liverpool, and draws with Chelsea and United, were calling for his head as the Villains openly flirted with relegation.

Cue heart problems, and a slow rise in the absence of their French Manager, they ended up at a respectable 9th position. Having said that, they amassed only 9 points more than Birmingham City, their arch rivals, who finished 18th and were relegated. The season has finished, and you would think the confusion of Villa fans was over.

But Randy Lerner was not to let that happen. In comes Alex Mcleish, who, last year, guided Birmingham City (aka Arch Rivals) to the Championship as well as the Carling Cup. Football, as wierd as it gets!

The fans have booed consistently since Mcleish has arrived, and if pre-season results are anything to go by (2 wins, 2 losses - including one to lowly Derby - and a draw) aren't sitting well with the fans. Added to that, Ashley Young's departure and Stephen Ireland getting the famous No. 7 worn by Young, even though the tricky Charles N'Zogbia was signed and he plays more like a no. 7, the bizarre and the confusing continues at Trinity Road.

Prediction:11th

Blackburn Rovers
Last Year: 15th
Rovers In: David Goodwillie, Myles Anderson, Radosav Petrovic
Rovers Out: Phil Jones, Frank Fielding, Jake Kean, Michael Potts (free), Zurab Khizanishvili (free)

Blackburn can take comfort in the fact that as of now, they are No. 3, because that's the highest they will ever be. Under new owners for their first full season, the Rovers are a club that will do a few peek-a-boos with relegation this year. They were going to be the first Premier League outfit to grace India in the pre-season, however that got derailed, much like their season last year.

However, they couldn't have asked for a better start to the season. Ewood Park was some sort of a fortress a while back and that feel returned to the end of last year. The Lancashire outfit will be content with the fact that they face tough teams like Arsenal, Manchester City and Tottenham at home by the end of October and only travel to Chelsea and Manchester United later on.

If they can tackle these fixtures and win a couple and maybe draw a couple, they might save themselves from relegation by December itself. Blackburn are going to remain in the bottom half of the table. Bottom 3? Maybe not.

Prediction: 16th

Bolton Wanderers
Last Year: 14th
Trotters in: Darren Pratley, Nigel Reo-Coker, Chris Eagles and Tyrone Mears
Trotters out: Ali Al-Habsi, Matt Taylor, Danny Ward , Joey O'Brien (free), Johan Elmander (free), Tamir Cohen (free)

Bolton have been a joy to watch under manager Owen Coyle, quite unlike how they were under predecessors Gary Megson and Sam Allardyce. They are the guaranteed mid-table club, and will be happy with the fact that they were only outscored by 3 teams in the bottom half of the table. One of those teams was relegated of course (Blackpool).

While this stat is not impressive, I point this out because, 18 of Bolton's 52 goals last year were scored by Johan Elmander and Daniel Sturridge, both of whom are not with the club anymore.

And a strike force of Ivan Klasnic (31), Kevin Davies (34), Tope Obadeyi (21 and played only thrice in 2008, out on loan since) and Tom Eaves (19, uncapped) will hardly strike fear into the defenses of any of the other 19 teams in the premier league. Ivan Klasnic didn't start a single game for Bolton in the Premier League last year and all his 4 goals came from his 22 appearances as a substitute.

Added to that, Bolton will play Manchester City (home), Liverpool (away), Manchester United (home), Arsenal (away) and Chelsea (home) in the space of a month - might I add, the first month of the new season.

The lack of a strike force, the tough fixture list, coupled with the fact that outstanding Lee Chung-Yong will be out for up to 9 months means one thing - Bolton will be battling relegation this season, unless Owen Coyle can manage to pull off a stellar signing of a striker they badly need (Daniel Sturridge return anyone?)

Prediction: 17th

Chelsea
Last Year: 2nd
Blues In: Oriol Romeu, Thibaut Courtois, Lucas Piazon (Piazon will join Chelsea in January 2012), Romelu Lukaku
Blues Out: Yuri Zhirkov, Michael Mancienne, Jack Cork, Thibaut Courtois (loan), Jeffrey Bruma (loan), Fabio Borini (Free), Sam Walker (loan)

New season, same old Chelsea? Well, as far as the famous manager merry-go-round at the club is concerned, yes. This will be the 4th new manager for Chelsea (at the start of a season) for the last 5 years and 6th over all. In fact, of the teams that stayed in the Premier League last year, only Fulham and Chelsea - derby rivals - have changed their managers.

Andre Villas-Boas comes in to his post at Stamford Bridge with a lot of promise for a 33 year old manager and a growing reputation. After all, he is the youngest manager to lift a European Cup.

He also comes with the knowledge that no Chelsea manager under Abrahmovic has kept their job for 2 consecutive seasons without delivering a cup. And arguably their most famous Manager and Villas-Boas's former boss Jose Mourinho was not even afforded that luxury when he was sacked in 2007-08.

If Chelsea's transfers this season are anything to go by, Abrahmovic still has a say in the matter. Romelu Lukaku was picked up, finally, after being linked with the club since he burst onto the scene in 2009. This despite the fact that they have a fantastic young striker in Daniel Sturridge on the bench, and the quartet of Salomon Kalou, Nicolas Anelka, Fernando Torres and Didier Drogba up front. Sure, he is one for the future, but it must have a negative effect on the young strikers at the club in Sturridge and the up and coming Gael Kakuta.

Having said that, goals will not be a problem at Stamford Bridge and going by the continuity in midfield and defense, neither will conceding them.

However the ageing legs of Chelsea's stars and the burdens of managing them on the shoulders of a man younger as old as 2 of them (Lampard and Drogba) means they will not reclaim what they lost last year to Manchester United.

Prediction: 4th

Everton
Last Year: 7th
Toffees In: Eric Dier
Transfers Out: James Vaughan

The perennial punchers above their weight. It is hard to imagine how different the trophy cabinet might have been at the blue half of Merseyside, had they had the financial luxuries afforded at City.

David Moyes is probably the best tactician the Premier League has seen bar Sir Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho. And his reward is another season where owner Bill Kenwright is without funds to strengthen a squad that is about as deep as a baby's bottom.

Evert year, I fear the worst for Everton, but every year they surprise. The key this year will be to hang on to Phil Jagielka and keep the quartet of Marouane Fellaini, Jack Rodwell, Mikel Arteta, and Louis Saha all fit will be key to Everton's results this season. But keeping Saha injury free is about as easy as getting Kasab to hang.

They will still fight for a top half of the table finish and have a good cup run.

Prediction: 8th

Fulham
Last Year: 8th
Cottagers In: John Arne Riise, Pajtim Kasami, Marcel Gecoy, Dan Burn, Csaba Somogyi (free)
Cottagers Out: Greening, David Stockdale (loan), Kagisho Dikgacoi

Fulham had a very good season despite losing manager Roy Hodgson, who guided them to the inaugural UEFA Europa League final in the summer. Mark Hughes was appointed and he went about business guiding Fulham to 8th position.

Somehow, he felt the club's ambition didn't match his, so he surprisingly left Fulham this summer and Mohammed Al-Fayed swiftly appointed former Tottenham manager, Martin Jol.

Jol was instrumental in elevating Spurs' status in the Premier League a few seasons ago, guiding them to their then highest, 5th place finish.

However, he was sacked, ya-di-ya-di-ya-da, and he is back as manager for Fulham, a move that has settled well with the fans. And why not? He broke the 27 year winless streak Tottenham had against Chelsea those many years back and the West London Derby is sure to serve up a spicy recipe when the two meet again.

He has inherited a team that has been playing together for a long time and has bought young in the transfer market.

If Fulham are to make good progress in the Europa League, which I believe they will, it will definitely have an adverse effect on their Premier League campaign. But not so much that Martin Jol can't guide them to a mid-table finish.

Prediction: 10th

Liverpool
Last Year: 6th
Reds In: Stewart Downing, Jordan Henderson, Charlie Adam, Doni (free), Jose Enrique
Reds Out: Paul Konchesky, Milan Jovanovic, Gerardo Bruna, Martin Hansen (loan), Stephen Darby (loan), Tom Ince

It was a tale of two halves for Liverpool last season. The first half was largely forgettable. What with the flirting with relegation, being knocked out of all cup competitions and losing Fernando Torres.

But as the second half of the season would show, Liverpool came out of the dressing room a different team. Galvanised by scouse Legend Kenny Daglish, Torres was substituted by Luis Suarez with the promising Andy Carrol coming in on the bench.

Liverpool have strengthened again in the summer and along with Manchester United are a team that have used the transfer market to buy English. Jordan Henderson is one for the future, while Charlie Adam and Stewart Downing are the perfect duo to aid Suarez and Carrol.

They will be a team everyone will want to avoid in the Europa League and their form at Anfield under Daglish will guide them back to the top 4. The Glory days seem to be on their way back.

Prediction: 3rd

Manchester City

Last Year: 3rd
Citizens In: Sergio Aguero, Gael Clichy, Stefan Savic, Costel Pantilimon
Citizens Out:Shay Given, Jerome Boateng, Jo, Michael Johnson, Kieran Trippier, Ben Mee, Donal, Andrew, Scott Kay (all loan)

The future looks bright at the 'Etihad' Stadium and why wouldn't it?

Endless funds from an owner who could probably buy the City of Manchester itself, Champions League football for the first time in their history, and a team that is worth over a billion pounds at their disposal.

Manchester City have made a mockery of the Financial Fair Play rule that is going to be enforced in 2 years time. They have done this by selling their stadium rights for 400 million pounds - 200 million more than what the club was worth 3 years back when they bought it, to Etihad Airways, which is owned by the Abu Dabhi Royal Family. As is City. But, by then, they will have put together a team together that can challenge in any competition they take part in.

Fergies' era at Manchester United started with the FA Cup and Mancini will be hoping that similar luck rubs off on him sooner than later.

The Sky Blue faithful ambitiously call themselves "England's Barca". Barca has made more history in the last year alone than Manchester City have in their 131 year existence. The world these fanatics live in!

That being said, City will be bettered by only one team this season.

Prediction: 2nd

Manchester United
Last Year: Champions
Mancunians In: Phil Jones, Ashley Young, David de Gea
Mancunians Out: Edwin Van Der Saar (retired), Paul Scholes (retired), Owen Hargreaves (free), Bebe (loan), John O'Shea, Wes Brown, Gabriel Obertan and Ritchie de Laet, Corry Evans, Robert Brady, Ryan Tunnicliffe, Scott Wootton, Nicky Ajose (all loan)

The Premier League will be poorer without Paul Scholes. He was the most gifted midfielder to grace the league and his absence has well and truly left the Premier League a less privileged outfit.

However, like it was when Beckham left, when van Nistelrooy quit and when Ronaldo joined Real Madrid, United just keep March on!

And this aura of invincibility is maintained by the man at the highest echelons of the Old Trafford outfit -Sir Alex Ferguson.

His busiest summer for close to a decade, Fergie has bought and built for the future. The fledgling class of 2011-12 is well and truly here for the world to see and the spending might not be over.

While a bunch of old players have left, Danny Welbeck, Frederico Macheda and Tom Cleverley return from loan spells and in new signings Phil Jones and David de Gea and of course the Da Silva twins, Chris Smalling and Johnny Evans Manchester United has a B-Team that could challenge for European places if they were playing in the league.

Having won all their pre-season games, including a defeat handed out to Barcelona and lifting their first trophy of the year at the expense of arch rivals #2, Manchester City, the Red Devils look like a Juggernaut that cannot be stopped.

Prediction: Champions

Part II Coming Soon.

Until then, bring in the beers.