Sunday, December 20, 2009

Manchester: A United tale of a divided City Part II

Part I can be read here

Part II

Manchester City

The Citizens have hit the blues. Excuse the pun. But there is a strange lack of excitement at Eastlands in the aftermath of Mark Hughes's sacking.

Isn't the prospect of a coach that has won 3 Serie A titles on the trot and innumerable cups in a managerial career that has spanned all of just 10 years, including an 18 month hiatus, mouth-watering enough for an arrogant lot that is stealing players left, right and the middle of the park by offering them golden eggs?

Roberto Mancini's reputation precedes him. There is no doubting his managerial capabilities. The only question is can he manage in England? Here's an excerpt from "Can a Foreign Manager survive the BPL for dummies" guide book

a. He must know the language.

Roberto Mancini has had a stint as a Fox (a career as one in the box). He has been in England for weeks learning the language. He will get there in about a month's time.

b. Can he handle the pressure of the job? The constant scrutiny by the press? The insatiable demands of a lunatic owner?

He was in Italy, where the shelf life of a manager is shorter than tzatziki and the media are as ready to pounce on your inexcusable tactical switches as they are on your regrettable bow tie. And to cap it off, he worked for Massimo Morati who didn't like it that his team had romped to the Scudetto 3 years running. What a shame!

c. Can he handle overinflated egos in the dressing room?

He has worked with Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Nuff said.

So, if all fingers point in the right direction, why are the Citizens not fully convinced about this appointment?

For one, they are as clueless as the owners as to where City should be come the end of the season. I think if they hang on to where they are in the league (mathematically, they could be sole claimants of the 6th place) and even go out at the semi-final stage of the Carling Cup and R3 of the FA Cup, this season would be a blooming success. Hughes was getting it flaming right! Only 2 losses this year and in the hunt for all competitions still. Theoretically, they are just 9 points adrift of league leaders Chelsea. And to top that, Manchester City was providing all the entertainment on the pitch. Their matches are great to watch. Goals and drama galore.

So who is to say that Mancini won't suffer the same fate as Hughes by the end of January? City could be
- converting those draws to losses,
- out of the Carling Cup at the hands of their town rivals
- in the bottom half of the table

the possibilities are there? Suddenly, feeling the love of the oil is something that is scaring the people in the blue half of Manchester.

For the rest of the league, they couldn't be happier. Especially Tottenham and Villa. Sure Redknapp was feeling for Sparky and all, but underneath that cover he'd be rubbing his hands in glee.

People in the league do not like Manchester City's new found wealth. There is the jealousy. There are far more prestigious teams in the league that the Arabs could have bought back then (Newcastle, Liverpool, Arsenal are just some examples) but they pinned the donkey's tail on Manchester City and so the romance began. The dart could have fallen on any team any the whole league knows it.

But the jealousy did not make most of us hate City. It's the arrogance that followed their purchases. They went and unsettled players, some that were loved by their clubs fans, some that needed a brochure to be sold. And Sparky didn't do naught to douse this feeling.

He pranced around Wenger's technical area like a show horse, allowed the Sky Blues to construct a cheeky poster of Carlos Tevez, and showed Sir Alex, the man who made Sparky a legend, no respect in trying to buy Ronaldo and eventually buying Tevez.

As a Red Devil in flesh and blood, I am happy Hughes got dumped the way he did. You do not go from being an Old Trafford legend to trying to unsettle the club that made you who you are. Sir Alex has many former players and members of his backroom staff working in the premier league and outside it, managing some top clubs. And all of them show the gaffer the respect he deserves. Except Mark Hughes. Hope this teaches you a lesson in humility Sparky. United till you die.

The Sky Blue faithfuls are starting to see through the cracks that appear when a man with a hen that lays the golden 'ostrich sized' eggs by the hour, takes over the helm. And that's keeping them as disappointing and nervy as their cross town rivals are on their squad's title ambitions.

This is only going to get better for one side of Manchester come January.

Until then, bring in the beers.

Manchester: A United Tale of a divided City Part I

The feel good factor in Manchester is giving way to a dawn of gloom. The world's most popular teams (one in terms of a fan base, the other in terms of the tabloids space) are reeling from bad form and bad news. We are of course talking about Manchester United and Manchester City respectively.

Today we talk about the Red side of town.
Manchester United

The Red Devils have been poor this season. For the most part. Only Evra, Fletcher, Rooney, Giggs and Owen have been giving performances that are worthy of any mention. And these names have been listed in terms of consistency, grit and delivery on the pitch.

The defense is MIA, there is no sense off a midfield four and it's not like the goals have dried up. The last 10 games have seen United lose to Liverpool, Chelsea, Aston Villa and Fulham with victories over Bolton, Blackburn, Everton, Portsmouth, West Ham and Wolves. In the defeats - all to teams from the top half - United have not scored. And the victories(all against bottom half opposition) have seen United score 18 goals and concede only 2. Spread that over 10 games, it still is slightly impressive. But sadly, the GA column over the last 10 games is 9. All teams that hadn't won against United in years have broken that record. Only Tottenham remain with an unflattering run against United.

United is turning into a Spurs this season. You just don't know which team is going to turn up on the day. Minus the game against Chelsea, where United were unlucky not to come away with anything having
a. been the better team and
b. conceded a dubious goal, United have been miserable in defeat.

The team has not been able to string any meaningful pass together, and whatever plays they have made have not resulted in a finishing touch in the final third. United got Owen in to finish their moves. But even a Micheal Owen in his prime wouldn't have been able to do naught with the kind of service that was provided at Craven Cottage.

Sir Alex's pre-season belief that his current squad is good enough to win him the title will be definitely be tested in January and there seems to be little doubt that he is going to the transfer market looking for an impact player. But what he really needs is his defense to be up and running asap. Last season's championship was all about United's miserly defense and those people saying United are missing their former talismanic winger can see the proof in the pudding. The last time United had the same back four in consecutive games was against Blackburn and Chelsea. Since then they have won 6 and lost 3 in all competitions conceding 7 goals in the process.

Going into each game this season, United haven't given their supporters the belief that they are dominating proceedings and haven't been able to produce the kind of magical football fans witnessed in their rampant 2007-2008 season when they won the Champions League. Many key members of that squad from the final are missing. Ronaldo and Tevez have gone their different ways, while Vidic, Ferdinand, Brown and Hargreaves are still with the squad, but in the treatment room. Of course Ronaldo was mesmeric that season, But Sir Alex had put together a team that produced football from the heavens.

This year there have been just glimpses of such form. Gabriel Obertan's shimmy before setting up Owen in Germany, Berbagod's sublime overhead kick to set up Valencia and another overhead strike against Blackburn. It's tough to remember many more. And it is disheartening for a fan. United need a breath of fresh air. It might be the return of Owen Hargreaves, it might be a new player in the new year.

One thing is for sure, come May, this team won't be worthy champions on current form. If the title is won on the show of football on the field, this year the Premier League should belong United's title rivals Arsenal. Or even Manchester City who have provided immense entertainment, even off the field. But that shall be discussed in Part II.

Until then, bring in the beers.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The poor sister of the FA Cup

The Carling Cup quarter finals came to an end this week in what was an all Premier League affair and a forgetful outing for London based Clubs.

Matchday 1 saw a very professional performance from United's youngsters against a Tottenham side comprising mostly of first-teamers. United won the game 2 - Zilch a week after the very same team was bashed for not fitting the grade required to be considered among the elite, after their 0 - 1 loss at home to Besiktas. More on this later.

Aston Villa and Pompey both made a few changes to their squads from their weekend PL clashes and Villa deservedly won the tie 2 - 4 at Fratton Park. Avram Grant made it clear that survival was top priority while Martin O'Neil thought this was a good opportunity for new boy Stewart Downing to be given his first outing as a villain. He duly obliged with a goal that sent Villa on their way to the semi-final.

Matchday 2 saw the "Blue Thunder" lose in penalties to Rovers who will hope this win galvanises the unit and helps them elevate themselves above the relegation zone. The win was made largely possible because Chelsea were reduced to 10 men midway through the second half as striker Salomon Kalou limped off after all their substitutes had been used. Blackburn made the numerical advantage show with 2 goals, the first an equaliser within the allotted 90 minutes, the second to take the lead in extra time. However Chelsea's resilience showed when they scored with the last kick off the game only to lose on penalties and set up a Rovers vs Villains Semi-final date.

The Sky "Blues" were in action as well against Arsene Wenger's squad who again fielded a fledgling XI while City played most of their superstars, including former gunners Kolo Toure and the much hated, scratch that, overrated Emmanuel Adebayor. To further this argument, he missed 2 sitters AGAIN last night, against a very, very youthful Arsenal side. The average age of an Arsenal side in any case is in it's early 20s mostly and this squad was made up off largely the reserves. However, Carlitos Tevez, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Vladimir Weiss compounded on Arsenal's misery from last week as they lost to the same scoreline as they did to Chelsea to ensure the cup will remain somewhere in the Midlands or Lancashire.

This sets up a very intriguing two legged battle in Manchester in January. But first.

Manchester United's production line has given the world the Neville brothers, Paul Scholes, David Beckham and Ryan Giggs. All still playing. All still massively important for their respective clubs. At the given time, when Alan Hansen led Liverpool, he made, what is now a legendary comment on United's crop. "You cannot win the title with kids" predicted Hansen. Fergie won the double that year ('twas 1996).

Once again, a reporter raised a finger at his youth team, he reacted with anger, going on to say that the very same players will be sought after by the paparazzi not too long into the future. And with players like the Da Silva twins, Darren Gibson, Kiko Macheda and Danny Welbeck giving performances like they did in midweek, it's hard not to see why Fergie chose to defend them so vehemently. While not all of the players above have been raised since they were kids by the United trainers, the way they arrived at the club, love it or hate it, is probably the future trend.

Arsenal's young sides have been lauded with praise for many years because of the style of football they play. It is a far cry from Wenger's 1-0 army that he built in his early years as gaffer, now, Wenger's footballing philosophy is echoed in the way his team plays. But, if you want to be a superstar, attain glory, then do it the United way. Most of the youngster's Sir Alex has guided have won titles at a world stage. Maybe Wenger getting all the plaudits is slightly harsh on Ferguson as the world seemed to forget the Sir Alex introduced his reserves to the deep end because these very same youngsters were already household names in the Far East even in the 1990s when the Premier League had just begun it's global branding program.

Today with billions watching football competitions from England all over the world, here is an argument FOR the United way. How many people outside of the Arsenal faithful have heard off Craig Eastmond I do not know, but the whole world has seen Frederico Macheda's winner against Aston Villa last year and now Gibson's thunderbolts against Spurs.

Having said that, Sir Alex's true test will come in January, when his squad takes on the riches of City over 2 legs. What if United are hammered in the City of Manchester Stadium in the first leg, will SAF say "It's a learning experience for a youthful squad" and play the same team at Old Trafford, or will he try and put Sparky's XI in their place and field a strong United squad made up off a few of his reserves. Let's just hope come February, the Cup is retained in Manchester. Coloured Red.

Until then, Bring in the Beers.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Et tu Henry

Henry's divine intervention a la, "le main d'un dieu" (roughly translated, hand of god), sunk the underdogs last week and still leaves a very, very bitter taste in the mouth of most purists.

For those who are oblivious to what happened, Thierry Henry making his usual run on the left flank is fed a high ball from midfield. The ball had a little too much weight on it so Thierry decided it might break his leg and used his hands instead. The three blind mice knew it was handball as did the 81,000 fans at the Stade de France in Paris but they didn't care. And why would they? Their team was going to South Africa to try and lift a cup that they had done in 1998 at the very stadium.

And there in lies how disgusting the thing the Irish did was. Everyone loves the underdog story and people were (pun unintended) Irate at the fact that the Boys in Green are not booked for a place in South Africa. Maradona's excuse for delivering a similar blow to England was that they deserved it because they colonized nearly have the world. As an Indian, I found it hard to argue with such solid logic. But Ireland have done nothing in the history of mankind to deserve this.

It is strange that the name Henry is so intertwined in the history of both these nations. King Henry the VIII that is. He was King of England, which ruled Ireland so in turn he was the Lord of Ireland, and then of course, he took over France. King Henry the present has imprinted his name in footballing folklore yet again and this time it has been for another curler from the left. As a United fan I was in awe of the stuff this guy did in the premier league, even putting him down in my Premier League Team of the Decade but this incident leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth.

After the game Henry didn't take much time in using the most oft said French phrase. "I surrender," he said "A replay would only be fair". A little too late son. You should have let the ball be and said "A throw-in would only be fair". Sadly, that is the way the game is played these days. I would know which current footballer to tell my son to follow. They are all just a bunch of well paid show horses. But even show horses get up when they fall.

Fifa's idea of rejecting the replay is laughable. What would have happened if the roles were reversed and Robbie Keane had fed in Liam Lawrence to send the Irish to the World Cup, deservedly ending France's dreams and hopes? A replay? A FIFA ban? Who knows! All I want to see is the USA, once occupied by France, humiliate Les Blues in Jo'burg.

Until then, Bring in the Beers.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Best Derby Ever

Or so it was called by Sir Alex Ferguson. Strange since he had said otherwise not more than a week back. He felt United's matches against Liverpool were the "real derby" while against City it was just another match.

But we have to take his word for it. This has by far been the greatest Manchester Derby ever. The game was flooded with headlines - Tevez's return to OT, Owen celebrating as one with Stretford End, the time added on, Foster's mistakes, Given's miraculous saves, Rooney's scoring streak... it just didn't end.

Of the many talking points, here are few that really leaves one pondering.

1. City are serious title contenders.

City did on Sunday what Champions have done always. Manchester United made 3 defensive errors in all of the 100 minutes played on the weekend. City scored 3 goals. And I bet you this, Craig Bellamy will not top of the pecking order when all strikers are fit. There is quality all over the park. There is depth on the bench. They almost pulled off a result without coming within a country mile of what their capable of. And there are a hungry bunch of lads (except Tevez, Bridge, Robinho and Sylvinho) who have not won any trophy of note with any team.

The pace at which this team hits you on the counter attack is awe inspiring and the Top 4 are under serious threat by the riches being brought in by the Arabs. Now what is left to see is their ability to bounce back from a bad result. That is what Chelsea and United have done exceedingly well for the last 5 seasons, and it is here where Liverpool faltered and lost the championship to United in 2008-09.

2. Sir Alex remains one of the shrewdest managers of all time.

There are two reasons to back this argument. One, there is no stadium in the world where the match would have ended in the 97th minute after 4 minutes of allotted time. The referee's reasoning was that City took 1 and 1/2 minutes to celebrate their goal and then a further 30 seconds for a substitution. But there was no doubt that it was Fergie whispered these sweet nothings into the referee's ears so that extra time was given. Arsene Wenger calls this Old Traffordish.

Two, Sir Alex was right to have not insisted on Tevez staying. There is no doubt, if Sir Alex wanted Tevez to stay, things would have worked out a while back and there would have been no drama of the summer transfer season with Tevez going to the dark side of Manchester. Berbatov showed Tevez "how to trap a ball and keep it while your teammates get there". Tevez just couldn't do that. He was at his harassing best and produced a goal from it (City's first equaliser), but could not hold on when surrounded by the United defenders while Berbatov took kicks, shoves and a lot but kept hold of the ball even though he was surrounded by 3 defenders at a time. Also, Tevez can't dream of finishing the way Owen can. Both of them were presented with similar chances on either end. Tevez managed to find the post, Owen the back of the net. Michael Owen, welcome to Manchester.

3. Giggs can still play... for a few years.

Years fell like dead skin as Ryan Giggs showed what a masterclass he still is. He provided 3 assists and if Berbatov's finishing was slightly better, he would have provided at least 2 more. Even United's first goal was largely thanks to him picking up Evra's cunning run. Sir Alex will want to clone this man just to have a younger version who can do the same work for many years to come. There are many players that people call living legends, but Ryan Giggs is truly above everyone. His reading of the game and ability to execute is unparalleled and in Sir Alex has the perfect manager, who will save him for the big games so he can be at his very best when it matters the most.

Having taken all this in, I am very happy about the fact that my United is coming back to its haunting best. They played some appalling and boring football last year (although they won a lot, so who's complaining?). Sunday was an example of how they played in the year they won the Champions League. Hopefully this is just a sign of things to come.

Until then, bring in the beers.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Manchester United 2 - 1 Arsenal : Review

Saturday gave us the first Big 4 encounter as Manchester United welcomed an Arsenal side that is in marauding form. Two of the best sides in England since the Premier League began have always been the recipe of a mouthwatering contest for fans and neutrals alike.

Yet, for the first 40 minutes of the game, it was one midfield playing the other. This apart from Fletcher's effort just under 10 minutes which he blasted wide after being set up by Wayne Rooney, and Arshavin's brilliantly guided ball (on a corner) which missed the post by mere inches.

It was near the 40th minute that the match really took off. Arshavin had the ball in the penalty area and tried to dribble across a diving Darren Fletcher. He got the ball away before Fletcher came crashing into his legs. A blind man would have given this a penalty.

But such is the way football treats you. Luck has rarely shown it's pretty face to Darren Fletcher and he welcomed it with open arms. It was on a similar night last year at the Emirates, that Fletcher had got the ball away from Cesc Fabregas inside the penalty box, but the referee saw otherwise. Cue the yellow card, and Fletcher was out of the CL Final. Clearly a player United sorely missed on that night and the evidence of this argument was provided by Fletcher against Arsenal. He tread on every blade of grass on the Old Trafford pitch, blocked every pass in a radius of 10 meters, strung together great offensive runs and hassled the Arsenal midfield for its possession.

Coming back to the 40th minute of the match. Arsenal were soon in possession and it was the Russian maestro who collected a pass 30 yards out and sent a screamer past Ben Foster to hand Arsenal the lead. Foster should have done better with his save. Stronger hands would have seen the ball sail over the top post, but that strike deserved to rest at the back of the net. The goal sprang United into life and they bombarded the Arsenal goal till Half-Time, but 'that' pass into the final third was missing.

After the restart it was Arsenal who threatened first and Foster made amends of his earlier mistake, saving brilliantly from Van Persie who should have been on the score sheet just on the basis of his display. The two teams exchanged some good moves, but it was at the hour mark that things turned drastically bad for Arsenal. Ryan Giggs put a beautifully weighted through ball in the path of Wayne Rooney who burst through the Arsenal defense and tried to beat the keeper on the dribble but was brought down by Manuel Almunia. The Arsenal stopper could have few complaints about the penalty, clearly tagging Rooney, but maybe should have questioned his decision making. The referee took his own time to allow Rooney to shoot and when he blew his whistle, Rooney sent Almunia the wrong way and leveled the score.

United brought on Ji-Sung Park for the unimpressive Valencia (at 63 minutes) and a minute after the introduction of the Korean, the Red Devils won a free-kick in the middle of the Park. Ryan Giggs stepped up and floated in a beautiful cross in no-man's land only to find an unopposed Abou Diaby in the box who showed some sublime finishing skills to find the back of the net with his header. Too bad it was in his own net. Stretford End had erupted. And with United in the lead, it was going to be very tough for the Gunners to come back on level terms after this fiasco.

The heads had dropped, shoulders clammed up as Arsenal showed the body language of a team that had just conceded their 3rd goal without reply (cue the same CL semi-final from last year). A far cry from their display on the night. Diaby tried to make amends immediately after the restart but his shot just didn't match his run. At the other end United were threatening on the counter attack but showed exactly why they need a better performance from their midfield men. While Fletcher and Carrick control the ball well, they can't even match Giggs for passing. The veteran showing exactly why Sir Alex saves him for the big games.

In the closing stages of the game, both teams spurned brilliant chances - Berbatov, who came on at the 85th minute to replace Giggs, was teed up beautifully by Nani but sent his shot crashing wide, and then Van Persie put the ball in the back of the net only to see the offside flag raised for Gallas.

A very bemused Arsene Wenger was sent off with 30 seconds to go, for kicking a bottle in frustration. And he should have been frustrated. Arsenal got a result they didn't deserve and they only have themselves to blame.

I was talking to my friend, an ardent Gunner, and told him I predicted his team winning 2-1 at Old Trafford. But I also said that if United take the lead, they will not get beaten at home. They rarely do. United showed again that they can do the job on the night without coming within a country mile of their best.

And Arsenal are susceptible to giving it away and their history shows it. They will be brilliant for 85 minutes and then will have a period of 5 crazy minutes where they gift the game to their opponents and teams like United will punish you at such times.

When Arshavin scored, Martin Tyler very eloquently described the goal as "From Russia, with Love". I say the United's victory was "From Arsenal, with Love"

The season is still in its infancy and who knows who will have the last laugh. The Gunners have 30th January marked on the calendar as "Revenge Date".

Until Then, Bring in the Beers.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Premier League Preview Round 4

PREDICTIONS------------RESULTS
ARS 6 - 0 POR--------- ARS 4 - 1 POR
BIR 1 - 1 STO----------BIR 0 - 0 STO
HUL 2 - 1 BOL---------HUL 1 - 0 BOL
MANC 2 - 0 WOL------MANC 1 - 0 WOL
SUN 2 - 1 BLA---------SUN 2 - 1 BLA
WIG 0 - 1 MANU------WIG 0 - 5 MANU
WHU 1 - 1 TOT--------WHU 1 - 2 TOT
BUR 1 - 2 EVE---------BUR 1 - 0 EVE
FUL 0 - 2 CHE--------FUL 0 - 2 CHE
LIV 2 - 0 AST---------LIV 1 - 3 AST

I got 7 results CORRECT. 2 PERFECT scores.

Quite frankly, it should have been 8 correct and 3 Perfect scores. No thanks to the brilliance of Carlton Cole at both ends of the pitch, are Tottenham still on top of the Premier League table. On to the coming, and very exciting, weekend.

Chelsea vs Burnley
Kick-Off 12:45
Chelsea 1/7
Draw 7/1
Burnley 20/1


'The Blue Thunder' has been on quite a rampage and is driving fear into the hearts of their opponents. Something Burnley is not accustomed to. They don't fear anyone, that's for sure. But, they are modest and humble and in their managers' mind, they won't stand much of a chance to repeat last seasons' heroics. Chelsea look a well-oiled, well-crafted machine. Whether this will last the season, time will tell. Right now, they do look unbeatable. But then again, Hull at home and Sunderland away are not fixtures you would expect Chelsea to lose. They did well against Fulham as well. Burnley will be Burnt out by this weekend after 3 back - back victories (two impressive ones against Manchester United and Everton, one in mid-week against Hartlepool). But the one against Hartlepoool was won in extra-time and the team will find it tough to recover quick enough for the first game of the weekend. If Burnley prove me wrong, this is the last time I will doubt them.

Chelsea 3 - 0 Burnley

Blackburn Rovers vs West Ham United
Kick-Off 15:00
Rovers 6/5
Draw 9/4
Hammers 5/2


The Rovers gave a good account of themselves at the Stadium of Light last weekend but came up short against an inspired performance by Kenwyn Jones. But this game isn't happening away from home, it is at Ewood Park and that will give the Rovers some amount of confidence. Sam Allardyce had made the Reebok a fortress while he was at Bolton and he will has already started that mission at Blackburn. His team is hard to beat but then again, they don't have enough goals in them.

The Hammers had a great showing against a rampant Tottenham side and would feel hard done by the 1 - 2 loss to the Spurs. But they have bounced back since with the highly controversial come from behind victory over arch rivals Milwall in midweek. Through Balls to opposing strikers aside, Carlton Cole has been in good form and only under Gianfranco Zola will he ever be able to strike the ball like he did at the weekend. What a goal, Mr. Cole. This game doesn't have too much in it. Pedersen to score with a spot kick and West Ham to nick one at the end.

Blackburn 1 - 1 West Ham

Bolton vs Liverpool
Kick-Off 15:00
Bolton 6/1
Draw 3/1
Liverpool 8/15

Liverpool will want last weekend's result to look like a blip in their title campaign. But the fact remains they can't seem to cope with life without Alonso. God alone knows why Benitez was planning it last year. Further proof that he is a numpty manager, as far as the League is concerned. Liverpool's midfield plus strikers take the shape of what looks like a car tire. The only problem is, without Alonso threading the attacks together, this tire doesn't seem to be going straight but making donuts at the car park. If any Liverpool fan thinks am off it, please look at the odds being given to your club for a win. It's almost 1/2.

Bolton will be thrilled they are playing Liverpool at this stage. But they won't be over the moon. After being beaten by Hull last weekend, they went on to defeat Tranmere Rovers in their Carling Cup match in midweek. The derby victory will give them confidence but they just don't have anything attractive about them. It's a wonder why Reebok supports this team blindly. Gary Megson will send out a team to frustrate Liverpool and hit them on the counter attack. His only problem is Liverpool can match anything thrown their way by this team.

Bolton 1 - 2 Liverpool

Stoke vs Sunderland
Kick-Off 15:00
Stoke 11/8
Draw 9/4
Sunderland 11/5


Stoke will be thrilled coming back to familiar territory after an unhappy road trip which saw them thrashed at Anfield and return with the first goalless draw of the season at St. Andrews, a game where they should have been targeting all 3 points. They will be tired as well, needing an added half an hour to pull off a 1 - 0 against Leyton Orient in midweek. Tony Pulis will want to get a win against Sunderland at home to get the confidence back at the Britannia.

Standing in his way will be Steve Bruce's Black Cats who are high on confidence having won 3 of their last 4 games. One of the wins was on opening day at the Reebok, a ground similar in ferocity as the Britannia. Kenwyn Jones is in sublime form and is linking up well with new boy Darren Bent. Paulo Da Silva had a great debut midweek against Norwich in the Carling Cup and Andy Reid was also in great touch. Bruce said in his first press conference that his side need to score that vital SECOND goal to seal a game. He organises his teams such that they are hard to beat. And definitely, with a 2 goal deficit against the potters, he will come back smiling.

Stoke 1 - 3 Sunderland

Tottenham Hotspurs vs Birmingham
Kick-Off 15:00
Spurs 4/11
Draw 15/4
Birmingham 8/1


The Spurs are rampant this season. They have scored 14 goals in 4 competitive games. The latest against being a 5 - 1 hammering of Doncaster. The great thing about the game was that Harry Redknapp was able to field a relatively changed side to emphasize the depth of his Spurs. Although Birmingham will not be the ideal preparation for their next game against Manchester United, the hosts will want to put up a show for their home fans who will be in full voice after the Spurs' London derby win against West Ham.

Birmingham on the other hand couldn't have had a more up and down start to the season. They opened against the Champions, hosted a troubled Pompey and then an unimaginative Stoke and now they are going to London, almost walking toward certain doom and a hiding from a magical spurs team. James McFadden will be happy to work with fellow Scot Barry Ferguson but that partnership needs to blossom fast for Birmingham to have any chance of survival. Sadly, we are not going to see the best of it this weekend.

Tottenham 3 - 1 Birmingham

Wolverhamton Wanderers vs Hull City
Kick-Off 15:00
Wolves 11/10
Draw 9/4
Hull 11/4


Mick McCarthy's new start to life in the Premier League has not been one to forget. Simply because, it was disastrous the last time around. At least they have picked up a crucial win against Wigan and have advanced in the Carling Cup, albeit from penalties over League One side Swindon. Added to that, the injury to star striker Sylvan Ebanks Blake, the Wolves do look to have a topsy turvy ride resulting either in relegation come March, or a fight to the finish on the last day of the season. The Wolves have to realize that home form is crucial for any team to survive in the league, and they just don't look formidable enough at the Molineux, even against team that are likely to end up in the lower half of the table.

Hull City is one of those teams. In fact I would not be surprised if both these teams are relegated. Which is exactly what makes this tie interesting. Hull were great away from home last season, but their nervous end to the season proved why they needed to do just a little more at home games. And with the Wolves wanting to make a great impression in front of their own crowd this can turn out to be a 5 goal thriller, with Phil Brown's men doing just enough. By the way, this is the eternal optimist in me talking, don't be surprised if this game is a cagey donut affair.

Wolves 2 - 3 Hull

Manchester United vs Arsenal
Kick-Off 17:15
Man Utd 11/10
Draw 12/5
Arsenal 13/5

The fact that this game is the late kick-off on a Saturday night shows that the intensity in this once very heated rivalry has gone down among the fans. But not among the players. Arsenal will be hungry to avenge the 1 - 3 hammering at the Emirates in last seasons' CL Semi-Final. They won't be too thrilled about the fact that they couldn't delay the inevitable (United's Premier League Title, 3rd in a row and managed only a goalless draw at OT in their penultimate match of last season) either. And they have good reasons to feel confident. They are in the CL group stage after a masterclass against the Bhoys. They showed Everton how to play football and managed to smash 4 past a listless Pompey defense. They will expect the 3 points at OT - something very few teams will look at when the play the champions this season.

Manchester United on the other hand will be thanking their stars that Vidic is back... no, no... Owen scored... no, no... United put away chances... no, no...somebody can take free-kicks in the post-Ronaldo era. Well, United have a lot to thank for the 0 - 5 beating they handed the Latics. But confidence in this camp might not match the high of the Gunners. Determination, yes - confidence, not so much. There is no doubt that United will create chances, and their defense looks as solid as ever. They will play a 4-4-2 with a midfield in mind to disrupt the Arsenal play more than to create ones of their own. Park, Fletcher and Giggs will definitely start. This game seems to have come too early in the season for the Champions. If this game was at the Emirates, I doubt United would have looked at it very differently (get 1 point and be happy). They can expect the OT crowd to be in full voice and only if they manage the first goal, will they have a chance at getting all 3 points.

Manchester United 1 - 2 Arsenal

Sunday

Portsmouth vs Manchester City
Kick-Off 13:30
Pompey 11/2
Draw 14/5
City 4/7


Shaikh vs. Shaikh Round 1. The long drawn takeover saga at Portsmouth is finally over and the smiles would have returned to the players faces... not Peter Crouch and Glen Johnson who chose to leave the club, but the current crop at Fratton Park who will keep their banks busy over the next few months as they join Britain's top tax payers. Al Fahim was involved in the takeover at City, so he knows a thing or two about how to turn a team that is rubbish into a European contender by buying the lesser stars of the premier league. But when it comes down to Paul Hart's men and their football, I don't think they have what it takes against Sparky's City.

The Sky Blues are off to a solid start with 2 wins in 2 games and a friendly victory over the reserves of Barcelona + Ibrahimovic. Adebayor already has 2 impressive goals to his name and his link up play with Carlos Tevez was great against the Wolves. Stephen Ireland just continues to impress but it is when the other team is running at them that City don't look all that impressive. Lescott has been added to the ranks as has Sylvhino, but the back 4 will take a few games to gel. Still, David Nugent and Kanu don't really seem to be the strike pair that drive fear into the heart of defenses. Maybe the takeover will inspire a euphoric response by the 11 men Paul Hart fields. Beyond that, there can only be 1 result and that is a City victory. But I would be lying if I wouldn't stick to my optimism.

Pompey 1 - 1 Man City

Everton vs Wigan
Kick-Off 15:00
Everton 8/11
Draw 13/5
Wigan 17/4


It seems like a funny coincidence that so many teams playing each other this weekend are separated by just a few spots in the table (United vs Arsenal is 4 vs 3, Wolves vs Hull is 14 vs 15 and Stoke vs Sunderland is 9 vs 6). It's no wonder than that we have Wigan taking on Everton in a relegation battle (bet you my life savings, which isn't much, that neither of these teams will be involved in this battle by March). Everton have had a pathetic start to the season to be kind to them. One can't blame the team though, look at Tottenham and how they started last year when Berbatov wanted to leave. Now with Lescott gone and the Latics going to Goodison Park, David Moyes should expect his side to catapult upward from Position 20 to at least take Wigan's 16th place.

For Wigan to avoid that, they have to try and make sure they lose by lesser than a 2 goal margin. And that should be a good return for Roberto Martinez's men, innit? NOT! Wigan have played some great football this season and had that Rodallega header gone in against United, it would have been 1 - 1 and a different headline for both sides. But since, Wigan have got embarrassed by championship side Blackpool by 4 goals to their solitary effort. What a story! First they smash Aston Villa at Villa Park, then they lose to Wolves, they put on a great show against United to take a 0 - 0 at half time to return with a 0 - 5 at 90+. How will they do against Everton? I hate predicting!

Everton 2 - 0 Wigan

Aston Villa vs Fulham
Kick-Off 16:00
Villa 8/11
Draw 13/5
Fulham 17/4


Any other weekend, this game would have been the pick of the draw. Wait a minute, Manchester vs London will be over, there are no real derbies this weekend and this is the last game before the 2 week timeout for the Premier League. Well, well, Aston Villa vs Fulham should turn out to be a cracker. Villa will be the wounded animal waiting to attack. After a stellar showing at Anfield, they did well to put 2 goals past Rapid Vienna, but frankly deserved to lose over the two legs. This will be the perfect platform to show that the opening weekend result was just a blip.

The cottagers on the other hand showed how much they missed Andy Johnson last weekend. They were fantastic against Chelsea in the first half and had enough chances to put one away and ask a few questions of the Chelsea 'character'. Alas they only have Bobby Zamora and Erik Nevland in attack. That is the problem for Fulham, their lack of depth, especially right up front. The quality of the strikers apart from Andy Johnson, is not quite there. They won a lot of 1 nils last year but most of those wins were at Craven Cottage. Villa Park, no chance.

Aston Villa 3 - 0 Fulham

All times are BST. All bets are from www.bet365.com.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Premier League Preview Round 3

Predictions-----------Results
SUN 0 - 2 CHE----------SUN 1 - 3 CHE
WIG 2 - 0 WOL---------WIG 0 - 1 WOL
BIR 1 - 1 POR------------BIR 1 - 0 POR
BUR 0 - 2 MANU--------BUR 1 - 0 MANU
HUL 1 - 2 TOT----------HUL 1 - 5 TOT
LIV 3 - 1 STO-----------LIV 4 - 0 STO

I got THREE results right. ZERO Perfect scores.

Midweek had some great games of football, but all of them were in the Champions League qualifying (Panathanaikos vs Atletico Madrid & Fiorentina vs Sporting Lisbon, case in point). It was business as ususal in the Premiership except for a certain Manchester United. The champions were outclassed by new boys Burnley. Same was the case for Hull, Stoke and Chelsea against Tottenham, Liverpool and Sunderland respectively. The other games were one of thos - wouldn't care if they didn't even happen - type'a games.

But a new week means a new fixture list. God bless England (and this is the last time I will write this), the Premier League is back. All teams will be in action this weekend and Saturday will have most of these teams facing off at the same time.

Arsenal vs Portsmouth
Kick-Off 15:00
Arsenal 1/6
Draw 6/1
Portsmouth 18/1

6-0 to the gooners. I will not at all be surprised with this scoreline. Pompey can't buy a win. And in many ways, I mean that literally. Too much going on with the takeover business and the sooner it happens, the sooner this team can get back on track. They have sold players worth as much as Ronaldo (the one that can and does use hair gel) within the year and there are talks of 3 more players leaving. But enough about Pompey, let's talk about Van Persie, let's talk about Di-a-by, let's talk about Andrei Arshavin and Thomas Vermaelen, let's talk about Cesc. Arsenal's display against Everton was as good as sex or at least watching a devil's threesome with the pornstars of your choice. Enough Said.

Arsenal 6 - 0 Portsmouth (Hopefully now my gunner friends will understand that I do appreciate the way this team plays. But I love my team and I will always support them. Ours is a very healthy rivalry, unlike what United have with Liverpool. Maybe you should also admit that United play the game beautifully at times and it is different from your style of play. That is all.).

Birmingham vs Stoke City
Kick-Off 15:00
Birmingham 13/1
Draw 11/5
Stoke 9/4

Birmingham played some disciplined football in their first two league games and deserved the three points offered at St. Andrews by Portsmouth last week. But for all the quality James McFadden and Kevin-Wright Phillips bring to Birmingham, they don't seem to have the guile or the depth that will keep them afloat comfortably. Stoke on the other hand, have it. And they will be looking at 3 points away from home when they travel to this midland club outfit. Stoke do have a back up plan if their free flowing football is not going according to what has been imagined, and that is knock it up front and try and get a Delap range throw-in or a set piece and nick something from the game. Sadly, they don't differentiate between Plan A & B. This game can be avoided altogether. But, this is the premier league.

Birmingham 1 - 1 Stoke

Hull City vs Bolton Wanderers
Kick Off 15:00
Hull 6/4
Draw 23/10
Bolton 15/8


If you are planning on avoiding the Blues vs Stoke then please don't land on this fixture. Unless you are a Tigers fan. Sneaky feeling tells me they can nick it against Gary Megson's bullies. Michael Turner will be a key in this game. He was great against Chelsea and they managed to get their second deep into extra time. He was appalling against Tottenham and they smashed 5 passed Boaz Myhill. Jimmy Bullard needs to be back soon and the Brazilian genius Geovanni needs to be starting games. Bolton need to start playing some amount of good football. Their style is not worthy of a premier league team. Hull, Burnley, Stoke and Wolves have all moved up recently from the championship after playing football that was easy on the eye. Maybe the Trotters can learn a thing or two from them.

Bolton 1 - 2 Hull

Manchester City vs Wolverhampton Wanderers
Kick-Off 15:00
Man City 1/3
Draw 7/2
Wolves 11/1
City were lucky to have won two of two in the last 7 days. Blackburn were all over them on opening day and Barca played their reserves + Ibrahimovic against the sky blues in their mid-week friendly. Still, a win is a win and confidence is high in the City of Manchester - at least in the blue side of town. Stephen Ireland is in sublime form and will forge a great partnership with Gareth Barry in the middle of the park in the due course of time! How the Wolves managed to get a win against a Wigan team that annihilated Aston Villa is beyond me, but they won't be lucky this time. Mick McCarthy will have them well organised for this clash. Milijas looks like a quality signing but they will bemoan the loss of Sylvan Evans-Blake to injury. Expect a 4-5-1 again, with Keogh up front as lone striker, but a different result.

Man City 2 - 0 Wolves

Sunderland vs Blackburn Rovers
Kick-Off 15:00
Sunderland 11/10
Draw 9/4
Blackburn 11/4

This one promises to be a cracker of a match. The Stadium of light will be buzzing this Saturday and Steve Bruce's charges are playing with some endeavour. 2 goals in 2 games for Darren Bent and what's looking like a lethal partnership forming with Trinidadian striker Kenwyn Jones is a dangerous potion. Blackburn on the other hand have managed to lure at least someone from the Bernabau (after his long drawn pursuit of van Nistelrooy and Negredo came to an end) and Michel Salgado is right up there in terms of quality. But how he will cope with the pace of the premier league, given his age is a different thing. The Rovers need goals from somewhere. They just don't have a 20 goals per season player in their ranks. Benny McCarthy can score some, but he needs a better partner than Jason Roberts to be truly deadly. Sunderland to win this in the 90th minute.

Sunderland 2 - 1 Blackburn

Wigan vs Manchester United
Kick-Off 15:00
Wigan 11/2
Draw 3/1
Man Utd 8/15

Sir Alex's side were well beaten at Turf Moor in their midweek match. Robbie Blake's screamer against the Red Devils settled the tie and SAF said that he expected his side to respond this weekend. Respond they will with a win. But it won't be a thrashing. Sir Alex's men have been spending a year of "not taking their chances" which explains the million 1 nils they have had. Wayne Rooney is in sublime form but his partners need to start finding the net from the opportunities they create. And their defensive woes continue to increase with the news of Rio Ferdinand's injury being worse than it was first made out to be. Roberto Martinez's side impressed as much in their first game at Villa Park as they looked like a Championship side against the Wolves at the DW stadium. The Latics will get better as the season goes on but they need more consistency from their supply line. United to win this, not so comfortably.

Wigan 0 - 1 Man Utd

Sunday

West Ham vs Tottenham
Kick-Off: 13:30
West Ham 9/4
Draw 9/4
Tottenham 13/10

Spurs along with Arsenal remain the most impressive side of the Premier League so far. 7 goals in two games, a hat-trick from Jermaine Defoe at the KC Stadium and two stand out performances from new boy Sebastian Bassong have Harry Redknapp beaming. Their place in Europe is booked for next season. What remains to be seen is if it will be in the Champions League or Europa League, the latter being the more foreseeable option. West Ham have also started the season with a well crafted win against the Wolves. But they are still missing a guy who can put away their chances. Carlton Cole is a poacher but he has always found it tough against a well organised defensive line and Tottenham have that in Corluka, King, Bassong and Assou-Ekotto. This game however makes one want to sit on the fence. But I am going to stick my neck out and expect the Spurs to drop their first points of the season... only just

West Ham 1 - 1 Tottenham

Burnley vs Everton
Kick-Off 15:00
Burnley 12/5
Draw 23/10
Everton 6/5


If the previous game makes you want to hide your face, then this game will be a tougher cookie. Everton got thrashed by Arsenal at home, but Moyes dropped last season's best player in Lescott and went to the Czec Republic with his team who returned with 4 goals to their name and a stand out performance from promising youngster Jack Rodwell. Burnley on the other hand got a smashing from Stoke City and then embarrassed the champions at a rocking Turf Moor. Both teams play good attractive football and both teams have young and dynamic managers who are prepared to make difficult choices for the better of the team. Who's gonna take this one though? I can't see a clear winner, but Everton might just have something in them to kick start their campaign

Burnley 1 - 2 Everton

Fulham vs Chelsea
Kick-Off 16:00
Fulham 11/2
Draw 14/5
Chelsea 4/7

The first derby match of the season and this edition of the West London derby promised to be the biggest test of Carlo Ancelotti's premier league career so far. That was before Andy Johnson got injured in Fulham's midweek Europa League game. Although Craven Cottage has turned out to be quite a fortress under Roy Hodgson, it is difficult to see who will score the goals. Clint Dempsey won't be allowed many shots from midfield which rules out the chance of Bobby Zamora deflecting a shot into Petr Cech's goal. Chelsea on the other hand sit pretty on top of the charts with 2 wins in 2. Expect their streak to continue.

Fulham 0 - 2 Chelsea.

Monday

Liverpool vs Aston Villa
Kick-Off 20:00
Liverpool 4/9
Draw 16/5
Aston Villa 7/1


Anfield was rocking when Liverpool beat Stoke but the 4-0 scoreline was a little flattering for the Reds. Their midfield lacks the guile and penetration Xabi Alonso gave them but they are up against an Aston Villa side who must be questioning themselves about what's going wrong this year and I mean since March this year. At the time they looked set to push Arsenal down to fifth and play in the Champions League this season. But things have just gone downhill. And if Liverpool is missing a stand out midfielder than god knows how much a club like Villa will miss the loss of former Liverpool target Gareth Barry. Liverpool should win this game and leave Aston Villa in relegation zone. Aston Villa should not continue in Europe if they want any chance of qualifying for the same next season. They need to concentrate on one competition and that should be the Premier League and maybe some other Domestic Cup.

Liverpool 2 - 0 Aston Villa

Hindustan Humbled at Home

India went down 0 - 1 in the opener of the Nehru Cup as Ali Al Saad's fifth-minute screamer gave the Lebanese a well fought victory over the Men in Blue.

Lost in the raptures of the Delhi crowd, I witnessed what can only be described as the worst football game in living history. At least if you are a supporter of India, or even the beautiful game itself.

The style of football that India has been displaying over the last two years - the quick 1 - 2s, the marauding wide men, the killer instinct of the pair up front - the one that won India both the Nehru Cup and the AFC Challenge Cup, were, well missing.

Not that one can blame any team for this, the pitch, or as I fondly call it a grassy-patch-in-the-forbidden-forest, made life very difficult for a team that has recently relied on short passes and well formed triangles to move their plays forward.

In light of this, Bob Houghton had given his boys clear instructions - back to the basics - Give the ball to the wide men and let them bang it in to the forwards who will hopefully make something out of it. Route 1, Direct Pass, the Long Ball... Whatever we want to call it. But the fact remained, our strikers looked like 2 Hobbits surrounded by an army orcs thwarting away anything that came their way.

If there was any positive to take home, it was Sunil Chettri getting 45 minutes of game time under his belt. Otherwise it was a day to forget for the Indians.

Apart from picking the ball up from the net, Subrata Pal had little to do in the whole game. Our defensive substitutes Mehrajuddin Wadoo and Mahesh Gawli looked better suited to be included in the starting line-ups for the rest of the tournament as both NS Manju and Anwar failed to impress. Manju has injury worries as well and is said to possibly be out for the rest of the tournament. SuruKumar put in another decent performance but was caught out a couple of times, most notably in the second half, when the linesman wrongly called a Lebanese player offside to deny them the second goal of the game.

Climax Lawrence came out thinking victory would be a walk in the park and seemed to be practising this theory quite literally. He had a grand total of 8 touches on the ball in the second half and covered as many percent of the pitch during his late evening stroll. N. Pradeep looked close to a heart stroke by the 75th minute, although he did produce a moment of brilliance in the first half - a diving through ball to Steven Dias who came charging in to the box, only to see the defender got there first. Out on the wings, Steven Dias's (or Das as the crowed called him) love affair with the Lebanese defensive line continued as he showed some amazing link-up play with their centre backs (Long Ball In, Header Out - Looked like a P.T. drill) while the very promising Albert Perreira had quite the subdued debut. A very disappointing return from the Indian midfield.

And if there was any more evidence needed that Baichung Bhutia has lost a few, quite a few, yards of pace, then yesterday's game was the bearer of bad news. India will be better suited to get the veteran on as a second-half substitute when he will have more of an impact on the game, and give promising youngster Sushil Kumar more time on the pitch. The only shot India had on target was his first-half chance where he turned and swiped at the ball which went tearing toward the net only for the Lebanese keeper to deny him. Sunil Chettri was industrial and showed light feet but couldn't do much with the lack of service.

A note on the Lebanese No. 8, who was running harder than the entire Indian midfield and was quite a handful for the 'Bhangra Boys'.

If the condition of the pitch remains the same, expect a lot more 1-nils' and fewer 'ranked' teams to turn up for the tournament in its following editions.

All of India's remaining games are must wins now, as Lebanon will be favourites along with Syria to reach the final. But we all hope the stadium will be painted blue come 31st August.

Until then, Bring in the beers.

Teams:

India: Subrata Paul, Gourmangi Singh, Anwar (Mehrajuddin Wadoo, 58), Surkumar Singh, N.S. Manju (Mahesh Gawli, 51) Climax Lawrence, Steven Dias, Anthony Pereira, N.P. Pradeep; Bhaichung Bhutia, Sushil Singh (Sunil Chettri, 46)

Lebanon: Lary Mehana, Ali Al Saad, Ali Hamam, Bilal Najjarine, Ali Yakoub, Ali El Etat, Hassan Maatouk (Sussien Dadik, 46), Mohammad Korhani, Mohammad Gaddar (Amer Khan, 46), Mohmoud El Ali

Goals: Ali Al Saad (5 minutes)

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Premier League Preview Round 2

Predictions-----------Results
CHE 3 - 0 HUL----------CHE 2 - 1 HUL
AST 2 - 1 WIG----------AST 0 - 2 WIG
BLA 1 - 1 MANC--------BLA 0 - 2 MANC
BOL 0 - 0 SUN----------BOL 0 - 1 SUN
POR 0 - 1 FUL----------POR 0 - 1 FUL
STO 3 - 0 BUR---------STO 2 - 0 BUR
WOL 0 - 2 WHU---------WOL 0 - 2 WHU
EVE 2 - 2 ARS----------EVE 1 - 6 ARS
MANU 4 - 0 BIR--------MANU 1 - 0 BIR
TOT 2 - 1 LIV-----------TOT 2 - 1 LIV

6 Correct Results. 3 Perfect Scores.

What a way to start the season. Before I begin, I want to thank Mark Noble, Hudo Rodallega, Benoit Assou-Ekotto, Denilson and Drogba for starting this campaign with a BLAM! 10 games, 24 goals and no goal less draws. Arsenal really made a statement of intent and have the perfect momentum to carry with them to Pride Park to take on Celtic in their Champions League qualifier. But this is another Premier League Preview, for Round 2 of the action.

Many games are called off because of the European commitments of Arsenal, Aston Villa, Everton and Fulham. But we still have 6 games which promise to be as good as what we have seen this weekend.

Tuesday

Sunderland vs Chelsea
Kick-Off 19:45
Sunderland 11/2
Draw 13/5
Chelsea 1/2


The Black Cats welcome the Blues to the Stadium of Light. Both teams got off to a winning start and what is more important is that both teams' strikers scored the winners. Sunderland new boy Darren Bent's header was enough to settle an otherwise drab affair while Drogba's brace saw off a highly organised Hull City. Steve Bruce will definitely put up a team to give Chelsea a fight and perhaps frustrate them till the end and try and nick a result, but Chelsea are looking very strong this season. Given Hull City gave them a fight to the finish at Stamford Bridge, but that should not be the deciding factor in this game. Expect a good match but Chelsea to take it in the end.

Chelsea 2 - 0 Sunderland

Wigan vs Wolverhampton Wanderers
Kick Off 19:45
Wigan 4/5
Draw 5/2
Wolves 7/2

The Wolves showed some good signs in their opener at the Molineux, but their opposition came back with a tough victory against Aston Villa and that too with a clean sheet. Wigan were outstanding in that game, more than what one can say about the Wolves. They do have goals in them but not enough to unsettle Wigan. Roberto Martinez should look to make it a perfect start for his new team and should not expect anything lesser from his squad. A walkover for the Latics this one.

Wigan 2 - 0 Wolves

Wednesday

Birmingham City vs Portsmouth
Kick-Off 19:45
Birmingham 6/5
Draw 23/10
Portsmouth 9/4


The blues gave a good account of themselves against a Manchester United side who could have finished the game with 6 more goals at least had they taken their chances. James McFadden had a great game and his quality is there to be seen. Pompey has been in the news a lot over the last week and the noises coming from Fratton Park are not ones that the Portsmouth faithful would have been happy to hear. If their takeover is not complete, the team might enter administration and end up with Southampton in League One by 2012. And whatever is going on behind closed doors is clearly reflected in the team's performances on the field. This could be Pompey's big chance to get their season going but it's highly doubtful. I'm being a little gracious in my prediction.

Birmingham 1 - 1 Portsmouth

Burnley vs Manchester United
Kick Off 19:45
Burnley 11/1
Draw 4/1
Man Utd 2/7
Burnley shocked some great teams at Turf Moor last season but don't hold your breath on this one. The Red Devils were very professional against Birmingham and did just about enough to earn a win. But as happy as they are with their clean sheet, they will be disappointed that the scoreline wasn't more one sided. They created as many opportunities in one game as Burnley might all season, but their finishing was just not up to the mark (1 goal from 11 shots on target, 20 overall). Sir Alex might not mind playing the waiting game with the other title rivals longing for a slip-up by one of the Big 4, but he might be wiser pushing his team to start eating into the already superior goal difference Arsenal have established. It could be down to the early defensive problems for the Old Trafford outfit, but, who am I to argue with the great Mr. Ferguson. United to win this one comfortably to make it O for Two for Burnley.

Burnley 0 - 2 Man United

Hull vs Tottenham Hotspurs
Kick Off 19:45
Hull 11/4
Draw 12/5
Spurs 1/1

Tottenham were excellent against Liverpool this week. I would love to say I said so, but the fact that Liverpool were restricted to just 3 shots in 90+ minutes was testament to just how good the Spurs were. The only sour spot might have been Robbie Keane's inability to put some great chances away. The Tigers on the other hand dug in and really got into the faces of the Chelsea players, especially Micheal Ballack who was ready to bite the referee had the game finished at 1 - 1. Hull were appalling at home last year and that is going to remain the same against an obviously in form Tottenham. This should be a walkover for the Spurs if they don't pull a "Tottenham" and don't perform according to their potential

Hull 1 - 2 Tottenham

Liverpool vs Stoke City
Kick-Off 20:00
Liverpool 1/4
Draw 9/2
Stoke 12/1

Liverpool were poor against Tottenham, and that is being charitable. It was their ability to pick up maximum points against the better teams last season that got them to second place with a whopping 86 points. And teams like Stoke came to Anfield and picked up maximum points which might play on their minds especially since they started with a loss. All these thoughts will disappear by the second half when Liverpool come into their own. The Potters do play some attractive football, but Rafa Benitez's men will have too much for Stoke. It won't be comfortable, not by a long shot, but Liverpool should be able to get their title challenge back on track this weekend.

Liverpool 3 - 1 Stoke

It is sad that Arsenal won't be playing in the league this weekend and they will take their game in hand with a smile on their face. Their result was the pick of the weekend and it is great to see Eduardo back. But who cares really, football is back baby. God bless us, midweek football for everyone.

Until then, bring in the beers.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Premier League Preview

The weekend is upon us and that can mean only one thing to all of us - The excitement that is English Football is back! Gone are the days of shopping with the girl, buying mummy flowers and watching Brian Lara smashing boundaries left, right, centre with Jack Russel watching as his mustache blows in the wind, in "The Best of Lara" series.

It's time for bloody gums and dirty bottoms and all the thrill attached to the 8-month roller coaster simply called the Barclaycard Premier League!

Here's my preview of the matches on this weekend. My prediction for the table at the end of the season is coming up soon.

Saturday

Chelsea vs Hull City
Kick-off 12:45
Chelsea 1/6
Draw 11/2
Hull 20/1


Chelsea have had a great pre-season, culminating in the Community Shield victory over title rivals Manchester United. But they have not been involved in any high-profile transfers usually associated with them, this summer. The fans will have to wait a bit to get a taste of new boy Yuri Zhirkov who is sitting out injured, but Chelsea's biggest coup of the summer has to be to have hung on defender Ricardo Carvalho and captain John Terry. The Tigers on the other hand have been rejected by almost all players (Michael Owen among many others). Hull's start to the season will be what has everyone scanning their names in the back pages of tabloids, who they sign, will not figure in the readers to do list. Still, irrespective of any signing either of these two teams may have made over the summer, I believe Chelsea will be too strong for Hull at Stamford Bridge.

Prediction

Chelsea 3 - 0 Hull.

Aston Villa vs. Wigan
Kick-off 15:00
Aston Villa 4/6
Draw 13/5
Wigan 9/2


The biggest test Martin O'Neill faces this season is how he will string together this squad with his most influential midfielder gone to the blue half of Manchester. Add to that, the loss of Martin Laursen, the clarets will find it hard to repeat the performance of last season. Something similar to what the problems their opposition will face this season. 11th place is a great return for a team like Wigan but they have since lost Antonio Valencia and the manager who brought in unknown South Americans like Valencia - Steve Bruce! Wigan have got a classy young manager in Roberto Martinez, but the ex- Swansea manager will struggle in his first full-season in the Premier League. Martin O'Neil's side will have too much quality for Wigan to handle. The midland outfit can expect to start the campaign with a victory at home, without being troubled too much.

Aston Villa 2 - 1 Wigan.

Blackburn vs Man City
Kick-Off 15:00
Blackburn 13/5
Draw 9/4
Manchester City 11/10


You could not have seen a paper this summer without a $ or a £ or € or sometimes even a ¥ sign in a headline where a certain Manchester City were also mentioned. The sky blues could not have asked for a better acid test to the beginning of their new campaign. Ewood Park is not a place anyone would like to start a friendly, let alone a full blown Premier League campaign. But a lot rides on Mark Hughes' men and the outcome of this game. Simply because his team didn't do well away at all last season and his high profile signings will be expected to deliver from day 1. And Sam Allardyce will give his team the license to give former Rovers' Striker Roque Santa Cruz and Manager Mark Hughes a kick in the teeth (maybe quite literally for Roque if he were to take the field, which is highly unlikely). Still, City has too much firepower to nullify any long ball inspired goal that Blackburn can score. It should be an exciting draw and a complete defense vs. attack off the season (unless Blackburn go 2-0 up... you can forget about a World XI beating them then).

Blackburn 1 - 1 Man City

Bolton vs Sunderland
Kick-Off 15:00
Bolton 5/4
Draw 9/4
Sunderland 9/4


The least anticipated match of the season, even for fans of Bolton and Sunderland. If Steve Bruce were asked where he was allowed to start the season, except the Stadium of Light, one of the last places on his mind would have been the Reebok. Much will be expected of his team who have money, some quality and a good manager in him. Bolton on the other hand have a manager who will once again be happy with the 35 draws + 3 wins necessary to play in the Premier League again next season. Expect that to happen. This will be a cagey match, with Bolton choosing to defend and Sunderland trying to play under Brucey's new system. If the pre-season results are anything to go by, expect a draw.

Bolton 0 - 0 Sunderland.

Portsmouth vs Fulham
Kick Off 15:00
Portsmouth 13/8
Draw 11/5
Fulham 7/4


Pompey is going down this season. You read it here first. They just don't have enough. They have sold arguably their best player in Glen Johnson, this summer, and their most potent strike force to Spurs in half a year. It almost seems like they are preparing for life in the championship and don't want the expensive wage bills weighing them down. Still, Fratton Park remains a ground managers like to avoid during the beginning of their season. Much like Craven Cottage which is home to the team coming to Pompey. But unlike their opponents, Fulham has a solid team, still have their best player from last season in Brede Hangeland and a manager who knows exactly what he needs to do. Still, expect their European adventure to continue next year only if they manage to win the Europa League in this campaign. As far as this match is concerned, I am going for a Fulham win - despite their appalling away record last season.

Portsmouth 0 - 1 Fulham

Stoke vs Burnley
Kick Off 15:00
Stoke 10/11
Draw 23/10
Burnley 10/3

Another name for hell on earth - The Britannia. Yet another stadium in a managers' "Places to avoid in August" checklist. Stoke will probably face a similar atmosphere at Turf Moor, but Tony Pulis's men don't have to worry about that till January. Burnley had a great cup run last year and defeated 2 of the top 4 on their way to the Carling Cup semifinal, only to lose (rather unfortunately) to the Spurs. Expect nothing similar in a campaign that will last 38 games, and nothing even close in the opening game of the season. Stoke will be too physical for the new comers - 25 minutes, Rory Delap's second throw in of the game, Beattie volleys it home... and the celebration begins for the Potters.

Stoke 3 - 0 Burnley.

Wolverhampton Wanderers vs West Ham
Kick Off 15:00
Wolves 13/8
Draw 23/10
West Ham 17/10


Mick McCarthy will have learnt a great deal from his last time in the Premiership when Sunderland recorded the all time low return from any team in the Premiership - ever. And his team will reflect the nerves he will be showing in their return to the top flight. Expect them to improve as the season continues and play some exciting football by the time we reach November. Could they be the Hull of this season? Maybe, at least if Sylvan Ebanks Blake has a say in things. They have had a good off season but they will face a different quality in the Hammers. Zola's charges will want to hit the ground running if they are to pursue their hunt for European spots. Expect a win for the West London outfit.

Wolves 0 - 2 West Ham.

Everton vs Arsenal
Kick Off 17:30
Everton 11/5
Draw 9/4
Arsenal 13/10


The last game of the day is at Goodison Park where the Merseysiders play host to a certain North London outfit who will be well under scrutiny all season long. Arsenal start their season without influential Centre Back Kolo Toure who has signed for Manchester City. Everton could very well be in a similar position by the end of this month with Joleon Lescott also headed there. But whoever has written off Arsenal, especially as a probable top 4, is a fool. Arsene's kids have a years' worth of extra experience from last year. They lost just the one game out of their last 24 of last season. Admittedly there were a few draws there, but they will be better off without Adebayor and with a fit again Eduardo. Everton on the other hand, well, what can be said that is enough about this team. They have, for the last 4-5 seasons, punched well above their weight and they will do it again with a fit squad. Although Arsenal have the edge as far as pre-season results are concerned, I expect a highly entertaining draw with Tim Cahill scoring from a corner, a freak own goal while a touch of class from Arshavin and a rocket from an off-the-bench Diaby will seal this result. If you can avoid it, do not bet on this one.

Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal.


Sunday


Manchester United vs Birmingham
Kick Off 13:30
Man Utd 1/5
Draw 5/1
Birmingham 16/1

The champions kick-off Super Sunday inviting Alex Mcleish's Blues to Old Trafford. The Midland outfit could not have asked for a worst start. While the Champions could not have asked for an easier one. Perhaps the only solace for Birmingham is that they will know the results of all their relegation rivals and could try and remain on damage limitation mode with a rampant United who will be intent on sending a message out to their title rivals with a resounding victory over the Blues. Birmingham might have been a little successful in their plans if the match was being played at St. Andrews. The highest scoring game of the weekend by a country mile.

Manchester United 4 - 0 Birmingham

Tottenham Hotspurs vs Liverpool
Kick-Off 16:00
Tottenham 11/5
Draw 9/4
Liverpool 13/10


What can be expected to be one of the best matches of the weekend has been slated as the last game off the weekend. If pre-season results are anything to go by, well, neither team is going to do too well in this game. But last season's runner's up will want to hit the ground running while Tottenham will want to do anything to avoid last season's start where relegation seemed like a realistic threat. Enter Harry Redknapp and a top ten finish later, Europe is where the Spurs are headed this season. With Defoe showing the form he is in against Holland and Liverpool hanging on to Mascherano this should be a cracker. Tottenham to edge it if Gerrard doesn't play. I expect the same return as last season's corresponding game.

Tottenham 2 - 1 Liverpool.

All times are BST. All odds are from bet365

Monday, July 20, 2009

The Premier League class of 2000 - 2009

Nearly a decade worth of Football has come to an end. The turn of the century saw France win the Euro championships, Real Madrid win the Champions League and Manchester United win a(nother) second consecutive Premier League trophy. A lot has changed since then.


The EPL/BPL has certainly become the most widely watched football tournament the world over (closely contested by the Champs League, where too the English teams dominate), the ever confusing offside rule has become, well more confusing, Abrahmovic pumped in millions and then came the turban heads with their billions...


But the attention we pay to all these tabloid tales has been because the love for football and the players that play the beautiful game. Here's a walk down memory lane to pick the best XI of the past decade!


I am choosing a 4-4-2 diamond formation and (for the sake of being liberal and 'with the times') 7 subs.


We begin with the keepers.

The Great Dane (Peter Schmeichel) had moved to Portugal from England only to make a brief return (1 season each with Villa and City) before calling time on his career and many keepers have since fought over his crown of best keeper in England. There was Fabien Barthez, his replacement; David Seaman & Paul Robinson, both former England No. 1s; Mark Schwarzer and Brad Friedel who continue to have field days against any of the top 4; Peter Cech who came and lit up the country with his fine performances and even a certain David James who has snatched the England glove from Paul Robinson. But none of these could fit into our team.


Shay Given

The number 1 jersey of this fantasy team could not belong to someone more deserving. The only flaw that Given has is that he has never broken into any Top 4 team. But you can't really fault a guy for being loyal to his club. And Shay Given was right there backing Newcastle United for 12 seasons but finally made the correct choice of moving on on 1st February 2009. His first full season at MCFC will provide a better platform for him to perform at the highest level since the 4 in front of him won't be as leaky as my bum after some good chilli. With Newcastle winning as much as... well squat really, there is little in Shay Given's trophy cabinet. The solitary Intertoto Cup from their 2006-07 campaign gives little solace to a keeper of his quality but a double appearance in the PFA team of the year (01-02 & 06-07) must keep the smile on the Welshman's face.


Edwin van der Sar

Sick of his spell on the bench at Juventus, van da Man came to the Premier League in 2001, signing with newly promoted Fulham for a club record 7.1 million pounds. He justified this fee, making 154 appearances in 4 years which saw Fulham win the Intertoto Cup and qualify for Europe. In 2005, he signed the dotted line for Manchester United and has stamped his name down in the history books of Old Trafford for his Champions League Finals’ (and god alone knows how many other) penalty heroics and the run of 21 hours without conceding in the Premier League. He is the proud winner of

  • 3 back to back to back League Trophies (2006-07, 2007-08, 2008-09)
  • 1 Champions League (2007-08)
  • 1 League Cup (2005-06)
He is the current holder of the Barclays Golden Glove although much of this can be attributed to his back 4. Still that didn't stop him from getting into the PFA team of the year for 2007-08 and the recently concluded campaign.



A back 4 is something our team's number 1 is only familiar with in theory. But the Premier League has seen some of the best defenders and here is my pick of the back 4 plus 2.

Gary Neville

In January 2006, Rio Ferdinand (coming up later) scored a 90th minute winner for Manchester United against Liverpool. While the whole team ran up to Rio, Gary Neville was scene running back from the half-way line towards the opposing fans to rub the victory in their faces. When he was questioned on this by the FA he simply asked if they would prefer it if football players were to act like "robots". This story perhaps best denotes the passion with which Gazza plays the game for Manchester United. He is one of the rare one club men left who has come up the ranks of the youth system of United. For those who are going to call him a muppet and etc, this decade alone he has won

  • 5 League Titles (2000-01, 2002-03, 2006-07, 2007-08, 2008-09)
  • 2 League Cups (2005-06, 2008-09)
  • 1 Champions League Title (2007-08)
  • 1 FA Cup (2003-04)
  • 1 League Cup (2005-06)

He has also been in the PFA team of the year in 2005 and 2007.


Jamie Carragher

A.C. Milan had just been shocked by a whirlwind 6-minute Liverpool performance that saw their half time lead of 3 goals nullified. Deep into extra-time, Jamie Carragher, suffering from cramps made two last ditch tackles (one against Shevchenko) to keep the score tied and send the game to penalties. We all know the outcome of that result and many believed that to be the year of Steven Gerrard, but the Kop faithful knew otherwise. Taking nothing away from Gerrard's talisman performances, they voted him player of the year for Liverpool. 2005-06 season marked a great year for him as he made the shift from utility player to first choice Centre Back under the charge of Rafa Benitez. He also won the Uefa Super Cup other than the Champions League. All his titles in the senior team have come in this decade -

  • 2 FA Cups, (2000-01, 2005-06)
  • 2 League Cups (2000-01, 2002-03)
  • 2 Uefa Super Cups, (2001, 2005)
  • 1 Champions League (2004-05),
  • 1 Uefa Cup (2000-2001).

He was also in the PFA Team of the Year for the 2005 - 06 season


Rio Ferdinand

An up and down career that is riding a high after many disciplinary problems, Rio Ferdinand has finally come into his own and is by far one of the best centre backs in the Premier League, maybe even the world. Ferdinand has won it all with United, and still wants to do more. He comes from a sporting family, no one more famous than cousin Les Ferdinand. Rio started the decade signing for Leeds United from West Ham with whom he had spent 6 seasons. He starred in their UCL campaign in 2002 where they reached the semis but soon moved on from the cash strapped Elland Road outfit to Manchester United where his quality was really honed under the guidance of Sir Alex Ferguson. After initial trouble with a missed dope test, there was no reason why his price tag (of world's most expensive defender) should be in question. The proof is in the pudding -

  • 4 League Titles (2002-03, 2006-07, 2007-08, 2008-09)
  • 2 League Cups (2005-06, 2008-09)
  • Champions League Title. (2007-08)

He has been in the PFA team of the year 5 times (Once for Leeds United, the other times for Manchester United).


Sammy Hyypiä

In a farewell tribute to Hyypiä this year, the chief footballing scout of Liverpool said "one of the best bits of business we've done over the years... - a steal, a bargain". Who can argue with him. Hyypiä was bought by Liverpool for mere 2.6 million pounds during Manchester United's treble winning season (1999). It was his boyhood club, but many deemed him a misfit on his arrival. 3 seasons later, he captained Liverpool to their own treble and a slew of honours have been bestowed on the Finnish captain. He has only ever got ONE red card (sadly it came against arch rivals Manchester United) in his entire footballing career and that is telling of one of the most feared defenders in the Premiership. His 10 year career came to an end with -

  • 2 FA Cups, (2000-01, 2005-06)
  • 2 League Cups (2000-01, 2002-03)
  • 2 Uefa Super Cups, (2001, 2005)
  • 1 Champions League (2004-05)
  • 1 Uefa Cup (2000-2001).

On a personal front, he has been voted Finnish player of the year 7 number of times, made the PFA team twice and the UEFA team once.


Ashley Cole

One of the most controversial names on this list (in fact any list in the world), Ashley Cole has a number of medals that he can hang around his neck. And we shall concentrate on that aspect of this attacking left back, and not his personal life. He was undisputed in this position from 2002-2005 starring in that "unbeaten" season. Though his transfer to Chelsea left a bad taste in the mouth of most Arsenal fans (who will be quite happy with deputy Clichy, I am sure) Cole's performances on the pitch never declined. Every time he was hit with some controversy off the pitch, he came back stronger on it. Dropped for the League Cup final for Wayne Bridge (which Chelsea eventually lost to the Spurs), Cole came back to score his first ever goal for Chelsea in the very next game - A (man of the match performance in a) 4-0 London derby victory over West Ham. His honours include

  • 4 FA Cup Titles (Arsenal) (2001-02, 2003-04) (Chelsea) (2006-07, 2008-09)
  • 2 Premier League Titles (Arsenal) (2001-02, 2003-04)
  • 1 League Cup (Chelsea) (2006-07)

On a personal front, Cole has been in the PFA Team of the Year thrice and Uefa Team of the Year once. He was recently voted Chelsea’s best player by his peers.


Patrice Evra
Patrice had quite a bumbling debut for Manchester United. His christening was a 3-1 defeat at the hands of the other team of
Manchester, where he was substituted at half time. Manchester United's first choice at the time though was Gabriel Heinze who had soon become a crowd favourite. But Fergie saw a different kind of animal in Evra. In practise Evra was leaps and bounds ahead of Heinze, who started to sulk and wanted to transfer to arch rivals Liverpool. Fergie was having nothing of it. He sold Heinze off to Real Madrid but Evra had really arrived well before that. His devotion to United was evident when he asked club captain Gary Neville where the nearest church was so he could thank the lord everyday for giving him the opportunity to play for Manchester United. His 4 years at United have never been trophyless.

  • 3 consecutive Premier League titles (2006-07, 2007-08, 2008-09)
  • 2 League Cups (2005-06, 2008-09)
  • 1 Champions League (2007-08)

He has also been in the PFA Team of the year twice - first in his first full season, and the second time in the season just gone by.

John Terry

Very few can argue that there is a more battle hardened bloke in the Premiership than John Terry. He is a classic centre back from years gone by. He has played through a back injury, jaw injury, head injury and god alone knows how many other injuries in the colours of Chelsea. He is Mr. Chelsea, having played and trained for only this club (although, his brief loan at Nottingham Forest in 2000, denies him the tag of one club man). He has been a consistent performer over the years and has won

  • 2 Premier League (2004-05, 2005-06)
  • 2 FA Cups (2006-07, 2008-09)
  • 2 League Cup (2004-05, 2006-07)

Individually he has been in the PFA Team of the Year thrice, FIFPRO World XI 4 Times, Uefa Team of the Year thrice, Uefa Club Football Awards “Best Defender” twice. He has also been voted PFA Player of the Year in 2004-05.


The battle of the midfield! No dearth of consistent talent, but only six spots to fill. The diamond formation will mean One Defensive Midfielder, 2 Wingers and one creative midfielder, but I'd like to believe this team possesses the fluidity of a Manchester United or an Arsenal where players interchange places with ease.

Patrick Viera
Viera came into the decade on the back of a successful Euro 2008 with
France. And few dominated the midfield more than Viera in the first half of the decade. An Arsenal man through and through, Viera was voted 5th in the all time list of the greatest gunners in the history of the London club. It was apt in the end that his final kick in the Arsenal colours was against Manchester United, a penalty which he coolly slotted in to lift the FA Cup in 2005. Even though he has moved on to Italy, he is saluted as one of the greatest midfield marshall in the history of the Premier League. He has captained Arsenal to many titles and has a legion of supporters that throng the Emirates. In 2005-06 season of the Champions League, the midfielder made an emotional return to the Emirates in the colours of Juventus. He was tackled hard by Robert Pires and didn't track back (very unlike him) for the ball and Arsenal ended up scoring in the attack that followed through Cesc Fabregas, his successor. Maybe in his heart he will always remain a gunner, which is why Robert Pires was lead to say that was the first time he had ever got the better of Viera in the 13 years he had known him. This decade, Viera has won

  • 3 FA Cups (2001-02, 2002-03, 2004-05)
  • 2 Premier League Titles (2001-02, and captained Arsenal in their famous 2003-04 unbeaten season).

He was in the list of PFA Player of the Year for six consecutive seasons, in the UEFA team of the year once, French player of the Year in 2001 and most notably in the Pele's - FIFA 100.


Paul Scholes

When David Beckham joined Real Madrid, he was asked by the likes of Zinedine Zidane and Luis Figo what it was like to train with the Ginger Haired Legend. Although the song "Paul Scholes, he scores goals" is a far cry from his goal scoring threat in the last few years, the midfielder's creative genius is unheralded. He came into this decade after winning a historic treble with United. But he didn't feature in the final having picked up a suspension against Juventus which prompted David Beckham to say that he deserved to play the final. 9 years later, (which included a patch where he thought he had to prematurely give up on football because of blurry vision), he was in Moscow bloody nosed, winning the Champions League again with Manchester United. But 'Ginger' has won a lot more with United.

  • 5 Premier League Titles (200-01, 2002-03, 2006-07, 2007-08, 2008-09)
  • 2 League Cups (2005-06, 2008-09)
  • 1 Champions League (2007-08)
  • 1 FA Cup (2003-04)

He has also been in the PFA Team of the Year twice and more recently has been inducted in the English Football Hall of Fame.

Steven Gerrard
Gerrard had a forgettable decade in the 90s. Injury problems hounded him and he failed to establish himself in the first team. But the turn of the century saw him partner then captain Jamie Redknapp in mid-field and he made 50 starts in Liverpool's historic treble winning season. But nothing could be compared to the year he had in 2004-05. Gerrard was injured for Liverpool's most of group matches in the Champions League but returned (many thought carrying an injury) for their last match against Olympiakos at Anfield. With 5 minutes left to go, L seemed destined to lose but Gerrard had other plans. He sent the Kop faithful in a frenzy scoring a screamer from a little over 20 yards out. Liverpool as we all know went on to win the Champions League on the back of 'those crazy six minutes' where Gerrard scored again. And he was showered with titles. These include

  • 2 FA Cups ( 2000–01, 2005–06)
  • 2 League Cups ( 2000–01, 2002–03)
  • 1 Champions League (2004-05)
  • 1 Uefa Cup (2000-01)

He has been in the PFA Team of the Year a whopping 7 times and has also been honoured by Uefa as club Footballer of the Year once, while winning the Football Writers Footballer of the Year award for 2008-09.


Ryan Giggs

The fans call him 'Sir Ryan Giggs'. I don't think he can receive a higher honor. You can judge for yourself once you count the endless number of titles and medals this guy has won. After starring in the Treble season (Remember the FA Cup goal against Arsenal, his shot bobbing down to the near post in the CL Final before Sheringham slotted it home). This decade he became a much more pivotal player for United. Once Denis Erwin left in 2002, Giggs was one of the most experienced players on the team roster. And he gave a surety on the left flank that United will well miss now. He has lost a yard of pace but his quality has improved with age. He played in the centre of the field last season and he was rewarded as the PFA player of the year for the first time in his 16 year career. He is also the highest capped player for United having beaten Sir Bobby Charlton's record. On 8th February 2009, Giggs became the only player to have scored in every Premier League season since its inception. The Premier League is now 17 years old. Manchester United has won it a record 11 times and Giggs has got a medal each and every time. But this decade his tally includes

  • 5 Premier League Titles (200-01, 2002-03, 2006-07, 2007-08, 2008-09)
  • 2 League Cups (2005-06, 2008-09)
  • 1 Champions League (2007-08)
  • 1 FA Cup (2003-04)

On a personal front, his tally is unmatched. I can only include a few. He has been in the PFA Team of the year thrice (eight times in all), PFA Team of the Century, PFA Player of the Year and Welsh player of the Year once. In 2005 he was inducted in the English Football Hall of Fame.

Cristiano Ronaldo
The Premier League will be at a loss after having lost the former best player in the world to La Liga. For 6 years the box office tumbler has been ‘wowing’ audiences the world over with his brand of football. There isn’t a greater goal scoring threat from the midfield, faster player on the ball or a better header in the game. If there is one critique of his game, it is his defensive capabilities. Still, he has been a joy to watch at United – from his half hour cameo against Bolton, his wonder strike against Porto, his header against Roma, he has been brilliant. When he joined United, he told Sir Alex he wanted the no. 28 shirt, his Lisbon shirt number. Sir Alex simply said ‘no, you’re going to have No. 7’. And he has been a worthy wearer of this legendary number. He has amassed a great number of awards in his time at United

  • 3 Premier League Titles (2006-07, 2007-08, 2008-09)
  • 2 League Cups (2005-06, 2008-09)
  • 1 Champions League (2003-04)
  • 1 FA Cup (2003-04)

The last few years Ronaldo has had to add some shelves to his trophy cabinet. He has been in the PFA Team of the Year 4 times, has been voted the player of the season twice and along with Andy Gray is the only one to win the PFA Young Player of the Year and PFA Player of the Year in the same season. He has also been in the Uefa Team of the Year thrice, in the FIFPro World XI twice. But most recently, he won the FIFA World Player of the Year and Ballon d’Or in 2008, becoming the first and only one to win it from the Premier League.


Frank Lampard
Lampard belonged to the famous
Youth Academy at West Ham which has produced the likes of Sol Campbell, Rio Ferdinand and Jermaine Defoe. But he knew that Chelsea was where he would prosper and signed with them in 2001. He has never looked back. He started with a league record 164 consecutive appearances for the club which is outstanding considering the rest of the people on the list are mostly keepers. After having lost his mother to a terminal illness, Frank Lampard appeared in a Chelsea jersey to play Liverpool in the second leg of their Champions League encounter. It was 3-3 in the first half of extra time when the midfielder stepped up to take a penalty for Chelsea on which they reached the CL Final for the first time in their history (where Lampard scored in Chelsea’s loss). Performing under pressure is what Lampard is all about. So far the midfielder has amassed

  • 2 Premier League (2004-05, 2005-06)
  • 2 FA Cups (2006-07, 2008-09)
  • 2 League Cup (2004-05, 2006-07)

He has been in the PFA Team of the Year thrice, Chelsea Player of the Year thrice and FIFPro World XI once. He has also been named England Player of the Year once as well as UEFA Club Midfielder of the Year once. In 2005, Lampard won the Football Writers Association Player of the Year.

Poking, prodding and smashing them home are our strike force. Over the years, the Premier League has been graced by the likes of Paulo Di Canio, Alan Shearer and more recently Didier Drogba but sadly none of them have made it to our list.

Thierry Henry
The most capped player on the list (along with Stevie G), the Frenchman has wowed the purists and the more conventional fans of the game alike. He was in the top 2 of the highest goal scorers every year during his stint at Arsenal. But as we all know, this diamond in the rough was honed by Wenger. Henry was used as a winger during his spell at Juventus. But Arsene saw a different breed of player and paired him up front with Dennis Bergkamp to become the most potent strike partnership in the premier league. And alongside Bergkamp, Henry dazzled as he cut in from the left and sent his trade mark curlers around the keeper to make Martin Tyler go “Oh! OOOh! What A GOAL! Thierry Henry. A touch of class, world class” one too many times… When he made his move to Barca, the Premier League definately lost the best striker they have seen so far. It is ironic that he went on to win the Champions League with Barca, the team that defeated Arsenal in the final when Henry played for the Gunners. This decade Henry has won

  • 3 FA Cups (2001-02, 2002-03, 2004-05)
  • 2 Premier League Titles (2001-02, 2003-04)

Individually, Henry has been in the PFA Team of the Year 6 consecutive seasons, Uefa Team of the Year for 5 seasons, Premier League top scorer 4 times, European Golden Boot twice and been voted player of the year by his peers twice and by the FWA thrice. He has also been voted French Player of the Year 5 times.


Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney's premier league debut came late on against Arsenal in the colors of blue in 2002. Three touches is all the scouse needed to announce himself to the world. After a great Euro 2004 where Roonmania took over England, Rooney, still just 18, signed for Manchester United for a fee rising to 30 million pounds – The highest ever paid for a player under 20. He has come a long way from age 16 and seems to count as a seasoned veteran now as he has been up there among the greats for 7 consecutive seasons. Great pace, quick reading of the game, one of the best right foots in the league and England's best striker by a country mile, Shrek will be a great partner to Henry at the spearhead of our attack. When asked after his move to Madrid about Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo said "he can die for Manchester United". It's a little wonder why seeing how he has won

· 3 League Titles (2006-07, 2007-08, 2008-09)

· 1 Champions League (2007-08)

· 1 League Cup (2005-06)

A thing to be noted is how selfless this lad is. He is one of the few in our list who has won more with the team than he has individually, continually showing he will sacrifice anything for Manchester United or England. Having said that, he has been in the PFA Team of the Year and Uefa 2004 Team of the Tournament once and has been voted PFA Young Player of the Year twice!


Ruud van Nistelrooy

The dutchman had impressed Sir Alex with his performances at Eindhoven and was bought for a cool 19 million pounds despite a massive knee injury. But his impact was instant as was his escalation to fan favorite. If there is one thing you associate Ruud with it is goals. Seems like the two are synonymous: He holds the United record for highest goals in a season (44), and highest scorer (for the club) in the Champions League (38). He has a games to goals ratio that is enviable (150 in 220 games) and is second in the all time list of scorers in the Champions League with 60 goals in all. He also holds the Premier League record for a scoring streak, scoring in eight consecutive games… twice (although, the second time, he scored 8 goals in the last eight games of the season and then 2 back to back goals in the first two games of the next season to make the record 10 consecutive games with a goal) - Ridiculous! The dutch striker has won

· 1 Premier League (2002-03)

· 1 FA Cup (2003-04)

· 1 League Cup (2005-06)

He has been in the PFA Team of the Year twice, the top scorer in the Champions League twice and once in the Premier League. He has also been the PFA Player of the Year once (along with the UEFA Club Forward of the Year).

This pool of superstars have to be managed together as a unit and there is only one manager in England up to that task, but first we talk a bit about his assistant.


Steve Clarke

In the summer of 2008, speculation was rife that Steve Clarke would leave Chelsea after spending close 15 seasons there as player and coach and winning many titles in the process. However (at the time) new Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari decided to retain Clarke citing his ‘importance to the club’s history’. He handed in his resignation the next summer, but again this was rejected, till Chelsea were resigned to losing him to his playing days compatriot Gianfranco Zola’s West Ham. Such is the importance of Steve Clarke who knows how to bark orders at his players, no matter what their stature, keeping in mind there is someone higher up who is making big decisions. Jose Mourinho has tried to prize him away to Inter Milan having had him as an assistant during his glory years at Chelsea. And Mourinho knows a thing or two about managing. As a coach, Clarke has won

  • 2 Premier League (2004-05, 2005-06)
  • 2 FA Cups (2006-07, 2008-09)
  • 2 League Cup (2004-05, 2006-07)


Sir Alex Ferguson

English football's most decorated manager, Sir Alex has seen and managed the best and worst in the country. The best in terms of talent and the worst purely in terms of attitude! He has kept the likes of Cantona and Rooney from probably biting people, Roy Keane from breaking his own team mates' heads, David Beckham from staying within touching distance of the ground even though his over inflated ego kept his head 6 feet from his shoulders; he has ensured that the team remains more important than any individual but perhaps most most importantly.. He has managed 10 off the 11 players on the list and won a host of medals with each one of them. After the treble winning season of 99, he has been a match or so away from repeating it the last two years. He has won

  • 5 Premier League Titles (200-01, 2002-03, 2006-07, 2007-08, 2008-09)
  • 2 League Cups (2005-06, 2008-09)
  • 1 Champions League (2007-08)
  • 1 FA Cup (2003-04)

He has been voted Premier League Manager of the Year 4 times, League Managers Association Manager of the Year once (and Manager of the 90s decade), Uefa Team of the Year twice and has been inducted in the English Football Hall of Fame in 2002.


As the decade comes to an end, we embrace a new set of rising stars… some in the making, some unnamed and waiting to be discovered. As of now, this is my final team.


---------------------Shay Given--------------------

Gary Neville – Rio Ferdinand – John Terry – Patrice Evra

-------------------Patrick Viera---------------------

Cristiano Ronaldo-----------------------–--Ryan Giggs

--------------------Steven Gerrard------------------

Thierry Henry--------------------------Wayne Rooney

Subs:

Edwin van Der Sar, Jamie Carragher, Sammy Hyypia, Ashley Cole, Paul Scholes, Frank Lampard, Ruud van Nistelrooy


Please feel free to write your own. Until then, bring in the beers.


Also, before anyone starts barking their heads off about the stats, these are current as off this year and are only counted from the 2000-01 season.